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Old 03-05-2009, 04:10 PM
 
Location: nunya
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They steal it from the unsuspecting flatlanders who dare venture off the Interstate.
...otherwise known as road kill.
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Old 03-05-2009, 06:39 PM
 
Location: Gary, WV & Springfield, ME
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...otherwise known as road kill.
It's only *road kill* if nobody sees how it happened...
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Old 03-06-2009, 04:15 AM
 
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How do the people who live in rural towns get their food?
Forget the road kill posts, they're from uppity folks.

The tourism industry has had its plate full with fighting rumors of cannibalism, and I have a vested interest in backing them up in that fight. So come and visit.

Off the record, there are some home-style recipes for illegal aliens and their communist politically correct counter-parts, but I personally think ACLU types taste like cardboard. Too much corruption I guess. Most folks just sqewer them on a spit in the backyard . . like lobsters, better if they're still alive.
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Old 03-06-2009, 06:45 AM
 
Location: Gary, WV & Springfield, ME
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Forget the road kill posts, they're from uppity folks.

The tourism industry has had its plate full with fighting rumors of cannibalism, and I have a vested interest in backing them up in that fight. So come and visit.

Off the record, there are some home-style recipes for illegal aliens and their communist politically correct counter-parts, but I personally think ACLU types taste like cardboard. Too much corruption I guess. Most folks just sqewer them on a spit in the backyard . . like lobsters, better if they're still alive.
Dang... Now I'm uppity, am I? What is this forum coming to - I started out being a hillbilly and now I've been demoted all the way down to bein' uppity! Next thing ya know, I'll be wearin' shoes!
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Old 03-06-2009, 06:49 AM
 
Location: Western Pennsylvania
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...but I personally think ACLU types taste like cardboard. Too much corruption I guess. ...
You forgot to marinate them in ramp juice for a couple of weeks.
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Old 03-06-2009, 10:21 PM
 
Location: In The Outland
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No the ALCU types need to be aged first by hanging from trees for at least a day or two before marinating. Then roasted over a large campfire until tender.
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Old 03-06-2009, 10:24 PM
 
Location: Gary, WV & Springfield, ME
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Campfires are illegal in WV.
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Old 03-06-2009, 11:17 PM
 
Location: In The Outland
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Send them over here to Montana and well roast em real good for ya. !
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Old 03-07-2009, 03:18 AM
 
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No the ALCU types need to be aged first by hanging from trees for at least a day or two before marinating. Then roasted over a large campfire until tender.
Them same ACLU types who got Ollie North off on a technicality? The same ones who argue against emminent domain robbing people of their homes? Didn't know cannibalism was still custom out west after the donner party crashers got all preachy on em, but hey, if y'all wanna roast ollie north I guess he had it coming.
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Old 03-07-2009, 08:24 AM
 
Location: In The Outland
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Them same ACLU types who got Ollie North off on a technicality? The same ones who argue against emminent domain robbing people of their homes? Didn't know cannibalism was still custom out west after the donner party crashers got all preachy on em, but hey, if y'all wanna roast ollie north I guess he had it coming.
Now now there dont get yer panties all in a twist . This is a fun thread and you have to come along and spoil it with seriousness !

Oh yes we do eat babies here in the west, they are nice and tender. Serve with a fine wine such as Mad Dog or T'bird.
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