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Old 12-14-2009, 12:37 PM
 
Location: Lost in Montana *recalculating*...
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Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Frank's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Frank's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Frank sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.

"Damn man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'" I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie. She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose pedals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.

And then she said, "Do what ever you want."

So, here I am.
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Old 12-14-2009, 01:17 PM
 
Location: Charles Town,WVA
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huh?
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Old 12-14-2009, 02:05 PM
 
Location: West Virginia
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Yeah baby......The hunt is on!!! lol.....Good one.
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Old 12-14-2009, 02:25 PM
 
Location: Western Pennsylvania
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My keyboard is glad I didn't read that while sipping my morning coffee!
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Old 12-14-2009, 02:38 PM
 
Location: Lost in Montana *recalculating*...
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Yeah I got a laugh out of it because in my house that would be TRUE, lol
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Old 12-14-2009, 02:46 PM
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Location: Warrenton, VA
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ok, I am a wife, but that made me laugh outloud!
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Old 12-14-2009, 07:50 PM
 
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The 'Morale of this story is hidden...A hunter should marry a Wv mountain bred woman who enjoys the hunt herself, but knows that menfolk must have some quality time together once in a while.

Our winter hunts are anchored in the past when our people learned them from the indians.

Hunting camps were set up and the larder was filled with deer, bear, elk, turkey and every other critter that could be salted, dried or packed away.

We are the product of this history...a good read on this time and subject is the biography...
John George Jackson by Dorothy Davis by Mcclain.
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