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New Zealand Prime Minister John Key was recently asked to provide "any evidence to disprove the theory that [he] is in fact a David Icke style shapeshifting reptilian alien ushering humanity towards enslavement." Key, in a congenial manner atypical of shapeshifting reptilian aliens, responded.
Said Key:
To the best of my knowledge, no. I've taken the unusual step of not only seeing a doctor but a vet, and both have confirmed I'm not a reptile … I've never been in a spaceship, never been in outer space, and my tongue's not overly long either.
He's a little goofy sometimes, but without a doubt the best Prime Minster NZ has had in many decades. If we could just clone him, ship him over and replace this Abott bottom dweller :P
I do NOT like Mr Key at all and he probably is a lizard that obviously shape shifted around the doctors and vets to avoid getting caught out on that one. He doesn't listen to the people of New Zealand. He is a greedy power hungry man.
He is NOT a good bloke. Despite the people overwhelmingly disagreeing with his plans to sell New Zealands assets, drill for oil on our pristine coastlines and rip up our conservation National Parks for mining, fracking etc, he is planning to do it anyway. My friend used to work for him on farm before he got into polatics, and he said Mr Key was a nasty boss with a nice wife. Greedy lizard man.
He is NOT a good bloke. Despite the people overwhelmingly disagreeing with his plans to sell New Zealands assets, drill for oil on our pristine coastlines and rip up our conservation National Parks for mining, fracking etc, he is planning to do it anyway. My friend used to work for him on farm before he got into polatics, and he said Mr Key was a nasty boss with a nice wife. Greedy lizard man.
Although I don't like asset sales myself, I don't think many Kiwis understand how serious the events of late 2010 and early 2011 were. Being a small nation such high profile events could have near crashed the NZ economy or at least spun it into a decade+ long deep recession as foreign investors panicked.
John Key with his strong US banking financial sector background (although we all hate investment bankers) did seem to be able to calm foreign markets far more than I expected, the job he did was nothing short of spectacular. I actually thought Helen Clark was a great PM too from the other side of the fence however had a SIGNIFICANTLY easier job pre GFC/earthquakes and her metal was never truly tested.
NZ is likely to be one of the first developed nations to "truly" shrug off the GFC returning to surplus while maintaining decent growth, I doubt that would be happening without John Key, the right guy in the right place at the right time.
Great day today welcoming John Key to the Mercury Bay - and letting him know that the Bay is too precious to mine! Loud and Clear! John Key - you've got mail, the Mercury Bay is NOT FOR SALE!!!!! Signs all up and down the coastlines say The people don't want it. I live here and am affected by Johns bad decisions every day. Enough said about the greedy lizard man. You can do your research if you are really interested and you will find that most people don't want what he is offering. Go away Mr Key!
John Key has put New Zealand further in debt than ever before. Currently in debt of NZ$79,418,563,920
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