I thought this was so funny. Charlie Sheen may be crazy but boy is he funny and entertaining.
Charlie Sheen Turns 47 -- See His Craziest Quotes! | tooFab.com
1. "I'm tired of pretending like I'm not special. I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total frickin' rock star from Mars."
2. "Look what I’m dealing with, man, I’m dealing with fools and trolls."
3. "The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning."
4. I'm proud of what I created. Why wouldn't I be? I exposed people to magic. I exposed them to something that they otherwise would not see in their boring normal lives. And I gave that to them
5. "You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me. Boom. That’s the whole movie. That’s life."
6. "I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people, people who aren't special, people who don't have tiger blood and Adonis DNA."
7. "I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time -- and this includes naps -- I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground."
8. "I’m not bi-polar, “I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there."
9. "AA was written for normal people. People that don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA,” “[I survived drug addiction] because I'm me. I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man."
10. "That's how I roll. And if it's too gnarly for people, then buh-bye,” “Oh wait, can’t process it. Losers. Winning. Buh-bye."
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