Free Sample of Bacon Salt & a Sticker (samples, kids)

[GloryB]

J & D's - Everything Should Taste Like Bacon

We have some really cool stickers available that you can use to get the word out and feel like you’ve done something meaningful with your life. Please post them in high traffic areas where you’re likely to reach the most people with weak wills and a love for the smell of bacon – but do NOT break the law or do anything really stupid that would get us sued.
These stickers come with little samples of Bacon Salt that you should only use under the watchful supervision of a physician or member of the clergy. Just email us with your name and home address at dontsnortit@baconsalt.com and we’ll get that right out to you. (We’re actually serious about this.)
If you suspect that someone you know is snorting Bacon Salt, there are some great recipes now available at www.baconsalt.com/recipes. Make some scrambled eggs or hash browns with Bacon Salt. Try it on pasta or steak. Eat it with green beans or on a salad.
Note that none of these recipes require inhaling Bacon Salt. Because really, you should never, ever inhale. Maybe a little dab of Bacon Salt around the tip of your nose is OK every now and then and only if you have a designated driver or are on a closed racetrack. But inhaling is really not cool, kids (wink, wink).
Don’t Snort It.
Your pal in bacon,
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Cowboy Cool Snort

[Gandalara]

Christmas stocking stuffers! Sandra's nuts about bacon!
(She reminds me of the commercial for dog snacks ... Bacon, bacon, BACON!!)

Thanks!

[Ketabcha]

I don't even know that bacon salt is but I had to order this one because these folks are so funny. Their AD is hysterical.