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1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them all away.
10. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad; they just think it's interesting.
12. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
13. To test this whole concept, lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you.
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them all away.
10. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad; they just think it's interesting.
12. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
13. To test this whole concept, lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you.
Why do men like this ONLY have a dog? Because no woman in their right mind would ever WANT to put up with this. As for the dogs.....unfortunately - they have no choice.
I have a female terrier........... she's the best ***** a man could ever have!
and I'd bet money that with that attitude, the only females that would want to be around you are the ones that have to be bought, adopted or picked up off the street.
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them all away.
10. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad; they just think it's interesting.
12. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
13. To test this whole concept, lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you.
Contrary to Va-Cat's opinion, I think it's absolutely hillarious!
and I'd bet money that with that attitude, the only females that would want to be around you are the ones that have to be bought, adopted or picked up off the street.
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them all away.
10. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad; they just think it's interesting.
12. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
13. To test this whole concept, lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you.
No. Why would this be personal? I've never even owned a dog in my entire life and I am 68. What I posted was one of those things that circulates via email, forwarded and re-forwarded. I thought it was hilarious - too good to just ignore and worth sharing.
It's funny in a tongue-in-cheek sort of way...not that any of us in this forum endorse locking dogs (or wives) in the garage or putting ads in the paper to get rid of them (the dogs OR the wives)...but I think you meant it to just be humorous, and that's the spirit it should be taken in. Am I right? Of course I am!
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