Bye, What's your name. (Ron Paul, campaign, drugs, Obama)

[roysoldboy]

I don't have a daughter but if I did I would sure hope this would never happen but if it did I would certainly feel just the way the title says.




Last night, my daughter just walked into the living room and
said, "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my
clothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and my laptop.

Please take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Goodwill. Then sell
my new car.

Take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the
house. Then disown me and never talk to me again.

And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my
brothers."

Well, she didn't put it quite like that. She actually said...

'Dad, I have decided to work for Obama's re-election campaign.'"

[Willsson]

Originally Posted by roysoldboy

I don't have a daughter but if I did I would sure hope this would never happen but if it did I would certainly feel just the way the title says.

Spoiler

Last night, my daughter just walked into the living room and
said, "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my
clothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and my laptop.

Please take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Goodwill. Then sell
my new car.

Take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the
house. Then disown me and never talk to me again.

And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my
brothers."

Well, she didn't put it quite like that. She actually said...

'Dad, I have decided to work for Obama's re-election campaign.'"

This is your child's brain on drugs. And/or an open invitation to start a real dialogue about her intentions for her future.

[BentBow]

Originally Posted by roysoldboy

I don't have a daughter but if I did I would sure hope this would never happen but if it did I would certainly feel just the way the title says.




Last night, my daughter just walked into the living room and
said, "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my
clothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and my laptop.

Please take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Goodwill. Then sell
my new car.

Take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the
house. Then disown me and never talk to me again.

And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my
brothers."

Well, she didn't put it quite like that. She actually said...

'Dad, I have decided to work for Obama's re-election campaign.'"

You should have got her turned on to Ron Paul.

[Ceece]

It would be amusing to see you cut off someone you love over one political candidate. LMK when it happens, I'll pay to watch.

[gallowsCalibrator]

Originally Posted by roysoldboy

I don't have a daughter but if I did I would sure hope this would never happen but if it did I would certainly feel just the way the title says.




Last night, my daughter just walked into the living room and
said, "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my
clothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and my laptop.

Please take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Goodwill. Then sell
my new car.

Take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the
house. Then disown me and never talk to me again.

And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my
brothers."

Well, she didn't put it quite like that. She actually said...

'Dad, I have decided to work for Obama's re-election campaign.'"

So basically, the moral of the story is that the dad in this story is an over-controlling feminine wash product who would kick out and disown his own daughter (up to and including getting rid of everything in her possession) all because he doesn't like her political views.

[AuDiBelle]

Thankfully I will never have to worry about such a scenario. My children are far too intelligent to support an empty suit like Obama.

[DRob4JC]

Originally Posted by Ceece

It would be amusing to see you cut off someone you love over one political candidate. LMK when it happens, I'll pay to watch.

Agreed. Obama ain't worth THAT much.

[Nomander]

Originally Posted by whatyousay

Thankfully I will never have to worry about such a scenario. My children are far too intelligent to support an empty suit like Obama.

That is what happens when you actually participate in your child's upbringing.

Those who don't, well... the gubbermint raises them.

[Dane_in_LA]

Remind me again which is the party of family values?

[hammertime33]

Comrade Zero-bama Bummer Bin Laden is a doo-doo head.