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----- You ever wonder why the Democratic symbol is a jackass?
Subject: The Little Red Hen..........
Who will help me plant my wheat?" asked the little red hen.
"Not I," said the cow.
"Not I," said the duck.
"Not I," said the pig.
"Not I," said the goose.
"Then I will do it by myself," She planted her crop, and the wheat grew and ripened.
"Who will help me reap my wheat?" asked the little red hen.
"Not I," said the duck.
"Out of my classification," said the pig.
"I'd lose my seniority," said the cow.
"I'd lose my unemployment compensation," said the goose.
"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen, and so she did.
"Who will help me bake the bread?" asked the little red hen.
"That would be overtime for me," said the cow.
"I'd lose my welfare benefits," said the duck.
"I'm a dropout and never learned how," said the pig.
"If I'm to be the only helper, that's discrimination," said the goose.
"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen.
She baked five loaves and held them up for all of her neighbors to see. They wanted some and, in fact, demanded a share. But the little red hen said, "No, I shall eat all five loaves."
"Excess profits!" cried the cow. (Nancy Pelosi)
"Capitalist leech!" screamed the duck. (Barbara Boxer)
"I demand equal rights!" yelled the goose. (Jesse Jackson)
The pig just grunted in disdain. (Ted Kennedy)
And they all painted 'Unfair!' picket signs and marched around and around the little red hen, shouting obscenities.
Then the farmer (Obama) came. He said to the little red hen, "You must not be so greedy."
"But I earned the bread," said the little red hen.
"Exactly," said Barack the farmer. "That is what makes our free enterprise system so wonderful. Anyone in the barnyard can earn as much as he wants. But under our modern government regulations, the productive workers must divide the fruits of their labor with those who are lazy and idle."
And they all lived happily ever after, including the little red hen, who smiled and clucked, "I am grateful, for now I truly understand."
But her neighbors became quite disappointed in her. She never again baked bread because she joined the 'party' and got her bread free. And all the Democrats smiled. 'Fairness' had been established.
Individual initiative had died, but nobody noticed; perhaps no one cared...so long as there was free bread that 'the rich' were paying for.
EPILOGUE
Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs.
Hillary got $8 million for hers.
That's $20 million for the memories from two people, who for eight years repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember anything.
Tried to rep you but was told I had to spread it around. Great work!! Caught on TV a guy who said he had two M & M's and said socialism is like sharing one of the M & M's. I couldn't believe he was trying to equate socialism with sharing.
[quote=mkfarnam;7555316]----- You ever wonder why the Democratic symbol is a jackass?
Considering that the flood of illegal aliens really became bad during the Bush administration: I do not see the Dems being the only bad actors here..............
And; the Patriot Act was in part designed to secure our borders-------------I am flabbergasted that we did not have any terrorist attacks with Al Qaida members passing themselves off as 'brown' Hispanics.
As for the Obama administration: suffice to say; if his crew do not make things rights...........the GOP will be looking veeery good in 2010 for the mid term elections.
[quote=carolac;7560578]Tried to rep you but was told I had to spread it around. Great work!! Caught on TV a guy who said he had two M & M's and said socialism is like sharing one of the M & M's. I couldn't believe he was trying to equate socialism with sharing.
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Originally Posted by mkfarnam
----- You ever wonder why the Democratic symbol is a jackass?
NO, that is not what he said. He said that socialism was like forcing him to share his M&Ms but that he has no problem with sharing them on his own. At least get the statement correct when you are going to say what someone said. BTW, it was Glen Beck.
Another lame joke with nothing to do with immigration.
I disagree.
Illegals come here and demand equal rights and benefits. They contribute very little. They do steal quite a bit.
Lame? Not at all lame. It was almost as good as the one about where liberals come from.
I disagree. Illegals come here and demand equal rights and benefits. They contribute very little. They do steal quite a bit.
Lame? Not at all lame. It was almost as good as the one about where liberals come from.
Absolutely! Furthermore, although these farm animals contributed nothing, at least they belong on the farm. Illegals trespass, yet have the temerity to demand an equal portion of everything legal residents receive.
I didn't see anything about a jackass in the story... Why is the democrat symbol a jackass again?
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