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Old 01-28-2010, 06:17 PM
 
Location: Pa
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Gonorrhea Lectim

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Stupidly Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior such as believing politicians, pundits and talking-heads. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim..and pronounced "gonna re-elect ‘em."

Many contracted it in 2008 even after having been screwed for the previous two years by the carriers. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease has become so widespread since it can be so easily cured...by voting out all incumbents!
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Old 01-28-2010, 06:32 PM
 
Location: Somewhere in time.
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! I read the caption and kinds thought what, but that is good.
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Old 01-28-2010, 08:24 PM
 
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Well, hold on now. Some incumbants are better than others. For instance in Montana, Representative Denny Rehberg is a straigt-shooter and a look-you-in-the-eye kind of feller who we need in the Congress. Hell's bells, the man is so frugal that he sleeps in his office. If we vote him out, we'll most likely get a squirrel-butt by the name of McDonald who is nothing but a San Francisco California freeking trial lawyer. Now how does that grab your marbles pardner?

The falicy about voting all the incumbants out is that you are still bereft by the "career" civil service staff for each office who really run the show and who can never be removed.

The best solution is to replace Obama suck-up Democrats with conservative Republicans.
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Old 01-29-2010, 08:16 AM
 
Location: In The Outland
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Wink It may be related to Sniffalis.

It may be a disease semi related to sniffalis remorseilitus. The symptoms include lots of crying and feelings of making a big mistake but the illness only seems to affect folks who voted for Obama !
It can be cured by switching from koolaid to tea !
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Old 01-29-2010, 09:44 AM
 
Location: Woods Bay, Montana
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LMAO good one!
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Old 01-29-2010, 08:10 PM
 
Location: In The Outland
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I should of been more specific, I should have said the cure would be switching from Red Koolaid to Green Tea.
Well it's like I always say, "A guy has got to do a lot of thinking before checking the name or issue to vote for at the polls. There should always be a proposition H on every ballot to vote in so we can get a bit of soothing relief from the pain from all the reaming we end up with after the election has gone away !
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