What Funny things you don't want to hear while on the operating table (first)

[wrcousert]

"She looks just like my mother. I hate my mother!"

[Nomadicus]

Interns shouldn't be doing this alone.

[wit-nit]

Hey pizza delivery is here, let's take a break.

[AksarbeN]

This is a for profit hospital, I demand profit first or it’s lights out in OR.

[Creekcat]

Doctor, doctor, DOCTOR wake up.

[Cunucu Beach]

Damn, the lights just went out.

[Creekcat]

His nose will light up and I will hear a buzzer if I do something wrong, right?

[Nomadicus]

I don't know what to do next. This wasn't covered when I bought my MD degree off the internet.

[Cunucu Beach]

"This is way beyond me. I never saw anyone's insides that looked like this. Is he even human?"

[AksarbeN]

When the patient recovers from the anesthetic, wheel him on the gurney to the accounts payable and billing department.

Spoiler

He needs to close his bank accounts, sign over his house, sell the car and truck, auction the furniture, sell the family pet, call his relatives and borrow the rest of the money needed for this surgery. He might also want to apply for another job to work during his off hours to earn extra income that he can put towards the hospital bill as well. Next time he’ll think twice about getting ill and getting treatment.