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Old 06-10-2011, 11:22 PM
 
Location: Looking over your shoulder
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Very strange place for that thing to get stuck in.
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Old 06-10-2011, 11:24 PM
 
Location: Oxnard, CA
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These are funny...I just had laparoscopic surgery 3 months ago and the darn needle broke off in me and they couldn't find it...I imagine the surgeon said...

"@!$#%@%#@^@#, where did that #!@$@!$@ needle go....."

LOL
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Old 06-11-2011, 12:13 AM
 
Location: Oklahoma(formerly SoCalif) Originally Mich,
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Moderator cut: image removed
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Old 06-11-2011, 03:22 AM
 
Location: Covington County, Alabama
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Nurse where's the shop vac. We have a real mess here.
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Old 06-11-2011, 09:01 AM
 
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{{{{NURSE}}}} put the patient’s wallet back! We’re removing “gangrene” from his foot, NOT green from his wallet.
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Old 06-11-2011, 03:19 PM
 
Location: Neither here nor there
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Get me some more sutures......I need to sew this guy's heart back in place.
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Old 06-11-2011, 06:36 PM
 
Location: Covington County, Alabama
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I'm not sure my Malpractice ins will cover this.
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Old 06-11-2011, 08:19 PM
 
Location: South Central Texas
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Nurse ............ get the body bag!
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Old 06-11-2011, 08:22 PM
 
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^^ If you can't find one, get an extra large ZipLock !
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Old 06-11-2011, 08:23 PM
 
Location: Covington County, Alabama
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Quick call Fox News. You don't see one like this everyday.
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