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Old 06-15-2011, 08:16 PM
 
Location: Looking over your shoulder
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Seems there is a problem folks. We have to clear out of the O R. The hospital administration has rented this space in an effort to help cover costs. Seems we’re in the red ink and the white shirts with ties believe they can earn more as rental property. They have a Chinese group of businessmen who want to manufacture caskets in here, and then sell them from the hospital giftshop. They’re coming down the hallway now to check the area. We need to move everything to the back loading dock.
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Old 06-15-2011, 08:21 PM
 
Location: Covington County, Alabama
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We didn't mark the kidneys. Which one goes on the left and which on goes on the right?
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Old 06-15-2011, 08:22 PM
 
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"Darn I forgot to wash my hands after I went to the bathroom the last time!!!!! This intestinal virus sucks!"
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Old 06-15-2011, 08:35 PM
 
Location: Nantahala National Forest, NC
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Somebody go find the priest....
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Old 06-15-2011, 09:23 PM
 
Location: Covington County, Alabama
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Did he sign the consent form for us to start the parts harvest?
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Old 06-15-2011, 09:55 PM
 
Location: South Central Texas
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Was that a roach?? Someone get the Raid!
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Old 06-15-2011, 09:57 PM
 
Location: Covington County, Alabama
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What do you mean she wants implants. She already has EEE's.
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Old 06-15-2011, 10:00 PM
 
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slices something by accident "Oops, I think that was his vena cava..."
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Old 06-15-2011, 10:54 PM
 
Location: Looking over your shoulder
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More hospital cutbacks, first they don’t want to wash the floor and now they don’t want to sterilize the instruments.
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Old 06-15-2011, 10:57 PM
 
Location: Covington County, Alabama
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Hangovers and surgery just don't mix.
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