What Funny things you don't want to hear while on the operating table (women, price)

[sparksharp]

"Ooooooops!!!!!"

[Cunucu Beach]

"Is there a doctor in the house?"

[sparksharp]

"We're running low on anesthesia, so try to hurry it up!"

[Nomadicus]

We have to evacuate. The fire bell is ringing.

[AksarbeN]

you have to ask yourself; How in the world did "that" ever get into there?

[Nomadicus]

Get a toe tag ready. He has a donor ID card and it looks like we just need to harvest parts.

[AksarbeN]

{{{{{Harvest parts}}}}}}

[Nomadicus]

I thought he was under before I started cutting....

[tet tea]

Oops, I hope it was the left one!

[mkfarnam]

Nurse to the surgeon:

Doc, you need to ask yourself a question, "do you feel lucky"?.