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Talking about languages and mentioning Malta tonight reminded me of this fun piece! It's been circulating the Web for a long time, so some of you may know it.
Ha-ha, found something else similar I'd saved before.
It's All In The Language
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversations. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma just tellun my friend to spella Mississippi"
Ha-ha, found something else similar I'd saved before.
It's All In The Language
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversations. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma just tellun my friend to spella Mississippi"
OMG, I was gonna post this joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My dad sent this to me about 4 years ago or so, I keep it on my computer cuz I LOVE it!!
I was cleaning my Drafts folder. Tends to be my junk room - save various things there quickly.
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It's been circulating the Web for a long time, so some of you may know it.
