Yes, dis man is crabby, stubborn'n and a little stinky...but also kind of sweet 'n low maintenance.
Can be left outdoors in warm weather, will eat anythin' as long as it comes wid hot sauce on it, can magically fix broken stuff,
carry groceries 'n heavy stuff around the house. Has tha dude's own 13" tv. re-mote 'n ah mug, as well.
Comes wid n'all papers, includin' re-ferrals 'n re-primands from previous relationships.
AS IS, NO RETURNS !