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1. fire bernard rubble
2. cancel all foreign aid
3. build a car made of solid gold
4. deport all illegas in prison. use money normally allocated to foreign aid to build 100 foot tall and 100 feet deep electrified fence, manned by robots. also build a moat around the fence, with electric eels in them
5. cancel welfare
6. allow teachers to beat students up to age 16 or until the student can beat up the teacher
7. cancel the BCS system
8. buy the yankees, relocate them to wyoming, rename them something else
9. gtfo of iraq and afghanistan. leave robots to take care of terrorist problem
10. play point guard for an nba team
11. stop observing columbus day. instead, observe the day after the superbowl day which should be a holiday already
If I lived in a perfect world
I would spend my days lying in the sun
The party never ends in a perfect world
If your life has hit the skids
Wave goodbye to the wife & kids
I'm ready to move in to a perfect world
Nacho cheese and anarchy
Boy that sure sounds good to me
Every kind of drug is free
In the new America
Shoot your pistol in the air
Celebrate a brand new year
Living leisurely in a perfect world
Everybody's drinking hams
Good by all you straight edge bands
Sit around and get a tan
In the new America
When I turn on my T.V.
Nothing but pornography
No more rated "G" in a perfect world
Strung out hookers everywhere
Have a picnic feed the bears
Now nobody even cares
In the new America
Nothing in this worlds for free
Cause everything belongs to me
No more green fees in a perfect world[LEFT]
I would decentralize the power of the federal government and give it back to the states as it is stated in the constitution it's supposed to be.
I wouldn't allow any development in flood prone areas like Americans seem to like living in.
Absolute ban on Corporate and special interests giving any money or consideration to politics, parties or candidates, like in Canada where politics then become the boring business of running a country instead of the soap opera, circus, looney toon show it is in the USA.
Define "free speech" in such a way that does not include hate speech.
Learn from past military disasters and keep out of stupid idiot wars in the future.
Make a new subject manditory in public school called DISCERNMENT. To enable future generations to detect the lies and propaganda Anericans are fed on a daily basis by all kinds of manipulators.
Well "Absolute Power Corrupts but Absolute Power also Rocks! " (From the Despair Collection. ) So we can forget this crap about being a Philosopher King and take a page out of the handbook used by either El Maximo Leader in Havanna or the Dear Leader in Pongyang.
It appears that the conservatives here would resort to committing the atrocities they accuse liberals of doing by telling other people what to do, i.e, forcing liberals to move out. How ironic that their complaint exactly matches their ideal!
i would fine people 200,000 dollars every time they used the words liberal, conservative, con, lib, libs, cons, or any variation of those words
also would co-star in the bourne identity 4: Treadstone's revenge
I would **** a lot of people off and I would make a lot of people happy, if anyone didn't like it I would give them a one way ticket to where ever they wanted to go.
1. fire bernard rubble
2. cancel all foreign aid
3. build a car made of solid gold
4. deport all illegas in prison. use money normally allocated to foreign aid to build 100 foot tall and 100 feet deep electrified fence, manned by robots. also build a moat around the fence, with electric eels in them
5. cancel welfare 6. allow teachers to beat students up to age 16 or until the student can beat up the teacher
7. cancel the BCS system
8. buy the yankees, relocate them to wyoming, rename them something else
9. gtfo of iraq and afghanistan. leave robots to take care of terrorist problem
10. play point guard for an nba team
11. stop observing columbus day. instead, observe the day after the superbowl day which should be a holiday already
First thing I would do is to change who is allowed to vote in an election and who could run for office. I would make it so that you would have to spend time serving your country before you could take part in the running of your country. As it sits now, a 30 year old pot head who hasn't held a job for more than 3 months in his life has just as much as in how this country is ran as does a 30 year old college graduate who spends his free time serving his community in volunteer activities. This seems self defeating when you allow those who are willing to do the least for their country to decide what is right/wrong for their country.
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and I would make a lot of people happy, if anyone didn't like it I would give them a one way ticket to where ever they wanted to go.
