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Originally Posted by NeilVA
The Patriot Act
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"The Patriot Act really empowered the otherwise powerless and stupid.
Stop by the NIH and talk to the security guards. They will demonstrate how much smarter they are than the scientists. The bureaucrats will affirm.
Many of the guards believe that it is OK to shoot a scientist running on campus, because if the scientist isn't doing something wrong, why would (s)he be running?
The security guards have "common sense" and a loaded gun.
The scientists aren't allowed to protect themselves, other than to climb ranks with reports. The reports are received by the bureaucrats who always back the security guards. They don't buy the, "I was just jogging for chrissakes!" argument.
Some of the security guards get suspicious when they see scientists smiling. I mean, you have to agree, why would they be smiling if they haven't done anything wrong?
Hey, if you ain't got security, what point is there in living?
I haven't been on campus in a few years, so I don't know if the security guards have won their groping rights yet. But I know they sure do want them!
The Project Manager for the contract security guards defended his "men" by telling the NIH Program Manager that the guards have a RIGHT to breath on cleavage because that's close to where the scientists are required to wear their pictured ID badges. Added to that, was the Project Manager's argument that a security guard's nose was capable of detecting explosives.
To keep the hot breath and drool off her chest, one scientist went downtown and had her pictured ID badge blown up to a one foot square image, and then had it printed front and back on her T-shirt. She was promptly told to leave her T-shirt at home and to wear her plastic security badge on her chest.
Guards say there's nothing finer than touching succulent young postdocs.
Rocky Mountain Laboratories, NIAID, NIH
A lot of fired TSA gropers are applying for work at the NIH now.
Boy, just wait till O'Bama's friends get the gropers unionized.
Then, we'll have some REAL security."