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Originally Posted by bmw335xi
This is true... I notice a lot of serious Fox News viewers seem to be angry about everything and paranoid to death that our country won't make it a few more months.
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Originally Posted by jojajn
Totally! I wonder how many Fox News followers have had to go on medication for high blood pressure since they started watching that channel.
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On election night '08, I was working a graveyard shift in the hospice wing of a major hospital in Seattle (no pun intended). Most of our internet was blocked, but none of the Yahoo services were, so after doing my rounds, I checked Yahoo Answers to see what
the public, you know,
John Q. Sixpack was thinking.
I read so many statements about how we were all dead, we were all doomed.
Obama's "
Knee-Grow Black Panther Army" was going to be rounding us up over the next few weeks.
Our kids were going to be forced to be gay commies by all the gay commie teachers who would be recruited by NObama's brainwashing corps now going to make police-level wages to teach, since they were no longer living the high life as a paid protester.
Obama was going to let Al Qaeda into the US and all of our landmarks would be destroyed by bombs shortly.
Our soldiers - none of whom are social conservatives or patriots - would begin enacting martial law in
YOUR little, inconsequential, just-tryin'-to-work-hard town... while the cities descended into interracial, intergender orgies of drug consumption and free, sexy love.
Conversely,
none of our soldiers - none of whom are social liberals or moderates, or patriots - would listen to a single damn order that Obama made, and would doubtlessly start a coup d'etat to take back America.
Oh: the gates to Mexico would be opened wide, too, and we'd be flooded with a bunch of Mexicans who would immediately be given
your house,
your car,
your daughters, and we'd all be forced to start speaking Spanish. All those gay liberals would teach your kids to sing "feliz navidad..."
from the bottom of their hearts.
As if that wasn't enough, Jesus would be outlawed. Gay black liberal communist Mexican Muslims would raid your church and point their guns at you, force you into the back of the van, and haul you off to Gitmo...
FEMA and ACORN would be given assault rifles, body armor, APC's, helicopters, etc. A regular paramilitary force, just like the Army, Marines, Navy, Air Force, National Guard, FBI, CIA, State Police, County Sherriff, Local police department...
...
Yeah.
So, how are things in the concentration camps for all
you guys?