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I feel the same about New Hampshire Maple Syrup butfortunately my supplier lives just down the road.
It would be fun to record the seismic signature of elephants and replay them at remote border locations. Another good one would be ostriches because the amplified signal would sound like a tyranosarus. This would give the bored guards something to do on a winter night.
I feel the same about New Hampshire Maple Syrup butfortunately my supplier lives just down the road.
It would be fun to record the seismic signature of elephants and replay them at remote border locations. Another good one would be ostriches because the amplified signal would sound like a tyranosarus. This would give the bored guards something to do on a winter night.
Hey maybe they find Bigfoot crosses over illegally and renters illegally and does not declare it at the border when she/he or it comes back.
I bet Bigfoot collects Chewbacca merchandise and might be smuggling original edition stars wars memorabilia in in the original packaging and that has a massive stash and well not be declaring it and did not had not paid duty for over the legal limit of the amount he can bring back and we can but him and show off his stars collection like we do with massive heroin or cocaine smuggling.
He my also have a large amount of cases of kokanee beer stockpiled and over the legal limit on how much he can bring back based on how long he stays in either country plus his actions of avoiding detection and going out of its way to do is suspicious if you ask me.
Bigfoot might be part of a large beer smuggling ring in Creston, B.C the town is located approximately 10 kilometers north of the Porthill, Idaho border crossing.
so their is something for conspiracy tin foil hat people but actually every could happened just remove Bigfoot from the equation and replace it with people and it is plausible.
"This new technology is the secure this nations largest border" said Montana Domocratic Senator John Tester, "the border is porous, allowing dangerous hockey players and illegal maple syrup to gain entry to this country unchecked, affecting lives of countless American citizen with their physical style of play (sans the Canucks because everyone knows they are divers) and sweet surgery maple syrup goodness putting American syrup makers out of business." The senator later warned that continued unfettered access through the northern border would lead to Americans being forced to learn French.
Not to mention the Killer Kinder Eggs. The US will be flooded with dangerous chocolate eggs.
Think of the Children!!
Lot of X and ganja comes from our brudders from anodder mudder up north. BC Bud all around. They just don't go around shooting everybody and sawing off folks heads and the like to get the media all lathered up.
And yes some syrup to feed the munchies is a nice addition.
In the north the hillbillies make up what they call treats for the kid's to keep them quiet. Snow balls rolled over and saturated in Maple Syrup. I forget the nickname. They are all addicted to the evil junk and have a diabetes issue. I received a bottle once and some cookies from a client. Never had it before. In no time the coffee and the cookies were being dipped in this devil juice. Rip off the blood of a tree -dehydrate and pay the price. Anyway this is a good point. The best solution is to fence the whole continent because thats exactly what will wind up happening. ( airports) Communication is fine enough for all needs. If you want to go to distant lands, ok don't come back now yuh hear. ( private jets only) Its time for grannies birthday party which never ends to be uhhh celebrated somewhere else. N/A can handle if they go into system restore but, wait too long which is getting too close, forget it. Time for restoration. BTW...when the Euro unified it backfired. There is a reason a fence is what it is, and it does not need to be a spite fence. Sooner or later this is the future, restricted travel or don't come home. What are they doing anyway ? Chasing skinny teenagers around, don't "kid" yourself. Lock er up.If someone doesn't like it go live in an open country and be subject to the necessary pill's. The future is Gated Continents and there's no time like right now. As long as commercial planes exist alongside two legs and an idea, and a continent and a hungry tummy with big idea's forget it. The south is enough with the idea. There is virtually no other predictable with 7 billion, 400 million and land mass size, no way. Its all attack that spot. Think about it 7 billion ...400 million. Were a sunk ark and history without a fence, period. So we know it is on its way. Never ever be forced into a strategic decision.
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