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Old 10-31-2013, 12:09 AM
 
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New law: Every newborn boy must undergo a vasectomy. If he wants to have a kid later in life, he has to fill out an application and undergo a background check that looks at his criminal history, tax returns and determines that he is fit to be a father. Then he can be approved to get his vasectomy reversed.

99% of the problems in the country would be solved.
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Old 10-31-2013, 12:14 AM
 
Location: Canada
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I know of a better law. Actually, it would be a constitutional amendment.
The first amendment would be altered to state, in its entirety, "Congress shall make no law."
All else that exists beyond the new period added after "law" would be deleted.
That would at least prevent many more idiotic laws from being placed on the books.
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Old 10-31-2013, 12:15 AM
 
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new law: every newborn boy must undergo a vasectomy. If he wants to have a kid later in life, he has to fill out an application and undergo a background check that looks at his criminal history, tax returns and determines that he is fit to be a father. Then he can be approved to get his vasectomy reversed.

99% of the problems in the country would be solved.
lol
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Old 10-31-2013, 12:40 AM
 
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New law: Every newborn boy must undergo a vasectomy. If he wants to have a kid later in life, he has to fill out an application and undergo a background check that looks at his criminal history, tax returns and determines that he is fit to be a father. Then he can be approved to get his vasectomy reversed.

99% of the problems in the country would be solved.
Yep, now we just need to amend the constitution!

More realistically, birth control and abortions should be free. It will save us a lot of money in the long run.
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Old 10-31-2013, 12:43 AM
 
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Does vasectomies stop the maturing process? That is just what we need, men whose testicles have never dropped.
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Old 10-31-2013, 12:45 AM
 
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Yes since lowered birthrates have helped china and Japan sooo much. I mean its not like all the old people suddenly depend on the younger generation to help care for them.

Oh wait...yes they do.
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Old 10-31-2013, 12:45 AM
 
Location: Los Angeles County, CA
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Harrier was certain that the proposed law was going to be prohibiting any liberal from voting.

Oh well.
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Old 10-31-2013, 12:50 AM
 
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New law: Every newborn boy must undergo a vasectomy. If he wants to have a kid later in life, he has to fill out an application and undergo a background check that looks at his criminal history, tax returns and determines that he is fit to be a father. Then he can be approved to get his vasectomy reversed.

99% of the problems in the country would be solved.

This sounds expensive.
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Old 10-31-2013, 01:13 AM
 
Location: Wasilla, Alaska
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1 law that would solve 99% of the problems in the U.S.

Repeal the Nineteenth Amendment.
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Old 10-31-2013, 02:36 AM
 
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Does vasectomies stop the maturing process? That is just what we need, men whose testicles have never dropped.
Yeah we don't need more democrat males.
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