Darwin Award: Crutch, meet Crotch (retired, against)

[melinuxfool]

(November 2007, Russia) Late one night, Eduard entered the apartment of a 30-year-old handicapped man, who slept peacefully as Eduard quietly cleaned out the valuables. Eduard was preparing to leave when suddenly the man woke up. "I couldn't believe my eyes! The dark shape of some goon was standing next to my nightstand!" recalls the burglary victim. "I cried out and he attacked me, who was defenseless, with his fists! I had no choice. I hit him between the legs with my crutch, and he leapt out the window. Thank God I live on the first floor, and he did not die from the fall. Moderator cut: Copyright Violation

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I bet he'll think twice before picking on the handicapped.

[Chatteress]

Originally Posted by melinuxfool

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I bet he'll think twice before picking on the handicapped.

Ouch! Never underestimate those with disabilities.

[cuebald]

I love a happy ending.

[Tek_Freek]

In the hospital, the burglar filed a complaint against his victim. He said, in a very high voice, "I will never forgive him!"

See, there are stupid people everywhere. Some are more ballsy than others.

[camping!]

Now that is an inventive way to promote eugenics

[Fred314X]

I wonder whether Eduard retired from his life of burglary?