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Sarah Palin is not selling well on the lecture circuit,
an industry insider told the New York Post.
"The big lecture buyers in the US are paralyzed with
fear about booking her, basically because they think
she is a blithering idiot," the source said. "They don't
want to tick people off."
A mammoth first printing of 1.5 million copies has been ordered ( For her book)— the same first run as “True Compass,” the memoir of the late Sen. Edward M. Kennedy.
Sarah: Wow, Todd, that Hong Kong place sure was neat!
Todd: Yea, hun, they treated you like a queen!
Sarah: As well they should have! I am the future of the world!
Todd: Ok .. well, time to get back to business. Are you going back to San Diego?
Sarah: Ooo, that sounds great! But the book is done, so I don't think we need to
Todd: ok ...
Sarah: Hey Todd, go get our mail and I'll check our voicemail!
Todd: ok, hun, be right back.
Sarah: <dialing voicemail> oh boy, can't wait to see who wants me next!
Sarah: ok ... putting in my code ... ok .. yea ... ugh .. skip that one from Van Flein, he's getting on my nerves ... ok .. yea? Oh, no no no ... I don't want to buy siding .. skip!
Todd: Well, this is it.
Sarah: really, that's all?
Todd: yea, utility bills and this magazine ... Vanity Fair? Any messages?
Sarah: none really Todd, someone wants to sell us siding. What's the magazine about?
Todd: Well, it has a really pretty lady on the cover ... oh! It's Jackie kennedy!
Sarah: who?
Todd: She was married to John F. Kennedy
Sarah: is she related to that Ted Kennedy guy, he's dead right?
Todd; I believe so, hun ....
Sarah: oh ... her hair is nice.
Todd: Oh s@#%
Sarah: what Todd?
Todd: That Levi Johnston is at it again!
Sarah: Who?
Todd: Bristol's ex boyfriend? Tripp's dad?
Sarah: sigh ... Todd ... nobody wants me to speak to their group anymore.
Todd: that's ok hun, you quit bein' governor to spend time with the family, now you can!
Sarah: I don't wanna
Todd: You don't wanna what?
Sarah: Todd, I'm Sarah Palin, the future of the world
Todd: No, hun, your my wife, my children's mother and Tripp's grandma
Sarah: But, everyone loves me, they want to hear me talk about death panels and how bad Barack Obama is for the world. They do? Don't they? My book! Going Rogue ...
Todd: Sarah, it's time to come back to us. We need you.
Sarah: But but but ... I deserve this, let me see that Hannity Fair article
Todd: Vanity
Sarah: get van flein on the phone, he needs to read this to me.
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