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The mystery of Trump's bizarre meringue of hair has been solved and caught on video. As he boards the plane, the wind from the engines blows up his hair flap. Did he have hair follicles taken from below and planted on top? Who knows but it's almost like Trump has a hair beanie.
He had scalp reduction surgery according to Ivanka. He mousses his hair and sprays it in place when he combs it over. I'm glad I don't pay his AquaNet bill.
OTOH, I'm not really surprised he was too cheap to pay for velcro to hold it on.
He had scalp reduction surgery according to Ivanka. He mousses his hair and sprays it in place when he combs it over. I'm glad I don't pay his AquaNet bill.
OTOH, I'm not really surprised he was too cheap to pay for velcro to hold it on.
The next time he asks someone to tug on his hair to prove it's real, they should just reach back and lift the flap. He would go ballistic.
I'm still waiting breathlessly for the next exciting installment on why he chooses the color of ties that he does.
Should we impeach him now for it? Or wait till he confesses that Russian agents make the choice for him?
I've read that he wears his ties ridiculously long because he thinks it makes him look thinner. But he's obviously obsessed with his flap of hair so Jimmy Kimmel needs to show this in slow motion with accompanying sound effects as the flap door lifts.
Hair flaps are barbaric surgeries from the 70s and 80s that cut away the hair on the back of your head while leaving a strip attached and sewing it up front, for instant hair. Most of these resulted in necrosis and a horrible patch of dead skin on the front of your head with no hair on it, but some worked (if you can call it that) and there was no necrosis. The problem then would be everything on top and around the ears was out of natural alignment, just like Trumps hair is.
He definitely had a hair lift, or what is called a “flap”, the back of his head shows this. If he had of gotten plugs he could have eventually fixed it but with a flap there is no donor hair to fix anything.
Hair flaps are barbaric surgeries from the 70s and 80s that cut away the hair on the back of your head while leaving a strip attached and sewing it up front, for instant hair. Most of these resulted in necrosis and a horrible patch of dead skin on the front of your head with no hair on it, but some worked (if you can call it that) and there was no necrosis. The problem then would be everything on top and around the ears was out of natural alignment, just like Trumps hair is.
He definitely had a hair lift, or what is called a “flap”, the back of his head shows this. If he had of gotten plugs he could have eventually fixed it but with a flap there is no donor hair to fix anything.
So basically, without Trump's hair flap, he would look somewhat like Phil Spector without a wig?
Is that really the best they can do with hair now? He can afford anything.
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