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The Onion has obviously developed a bus fetish. Last week, it was Obama's campaign bus being pulled over by a deputy sheriff in Mississippi who, as a field sobriety test, orders Obama to recite the Gettysburg Address backwards...
Decades ago, I got pulled over in San Diego for a sobriety test.
They asked me to recite the alphabet. Being a drunken smart moutn, I asked forward or backwards?
They said backwards.
I did. They let me go.
Thank you Catholic School education!
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