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Old 05-13-2010, 06:24 AM
 
Location: North America
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This is hilarious. From the Onion. Enjoy.

Senate Bully Forces Legislators To Repeatedly Pass 'We Are Huge Homos' Bill | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Senate Bully Forces Legislators To Repeatedly Pass 'We Are Huge Homos' Bill

WASHINGTON—S. 4781, otherwise known as the We're All a Bunch of Huge Homos Act, was unanimously passed for the ninth consecutive time after pressure Thursday from Senate bully Rob Antonelli (R-NJ). "The bill passes. It is resolved that I am a ***. We are all massive ****," said Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV), who has been repeatedly told by his constituents to defend himself and just pop Sen. Antonelli right in the face. "Let the record show that we are also big ******* who wet our beds at night." Aides to Antonelli told reporters the senator would be out by the bike racks behind the Smithsonian later if any of them would like to learn more details about the bill
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Old 05-13-2010, 07:08 AM
 
Location: Londonderry, NH
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Too bad we outlawed dueling.
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Old 05-13-2010, 07:21 AM
 
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Too bad we outlawed dueling.

They could have a bout of roshambo. Take turns kicking each other in the cojones, last one standing wins.

(Don't ask me how I know what that is...)
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Old 05-13-2010, 08:06 AM
 
Location: Lewes, Delaware
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They could have a bout of roshambo. Take turns kicking each other in the cojones, last one standing wins.

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That sounds fun, as long as I got the first kick!!!
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Old 05-13-2010, 08:08 AM
 
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That sounds fun, as long as I got the first kick!!!

I wear an iron codpiece, (to protect against the grandkid's well-aimed punches) so kick away.
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Old 05-13-2010, 08:34 AM
 
Location: Sierra Vista, AZ
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Thank goodness for the Onion, Americas finest News Source, if not for them we'd have to read NewsMax for laughs
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Old 05-13-2010, 11:01 PM
 
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They could have a bout of roshambo. Take turns kicking each other in the cojones, last one standing wins.

(Don't ask me how I know what that is...)
Better you than me
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Old 05-13-2010, 11:03 PM
 
Location: southern california
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dueling was better.
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Old 05-13-2010, 11:06 PM
 
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What's wrong with being a huge homo?
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Old 05-13-2010, 11:37 PM
 
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Thank goodness for the Onion, Americas finest News Source, if not for them we'd have to read NewsMax for laughs
You could always watch CNN.
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