The Only People Who Belong In Portland Are those Who Were Born Here. Thanks. (Troutdale: unemployed, maintenance)

[JoReba]

People are happiest if they stay with their own kind. That means the following kinds of people do not belong in Portland:

1.) Hip-Hoppers, Rappers, et. (You know what I mean.)
2.) East Coast liberals, "occupiers," and other high maintenance "progressives."
3.) People who need a "sense of community" to feel good about themselves, and to know how to act.
4.) Drifters, crackheads, Calif. unemployed.
5.) Severely ethnic immigrants.
6.) Those who need KBOO to help them. Lol.
7.) People who voted for Portland's current mayor What's-His-Name, the weak leader.
8.) People who need a Pride Parade to exhibit their lifestyle, and to try to gain social acceptance.
9.) People who need to drive more than 20 minutes to work.
10.) People who like to talk about where they are "from." Lol.
11.) Sensitive little hearts who are unable to live in the weather, here, without complaining.
12.) People who worship The Gorge.
13.) Urban Cowboys, Jingle Jockeys, and Mo Fos.
14.) Imported Mother in Laws.
15.) Antigun weaklings.

Any questions ... ? I represent the real "99%."

[Cinnamon_Girl]

Originally Posted by JoReba

10.) People who like to talk about where they are "from." Lol.

I laughed.

[Mr. Opinionated]

Originally Posted by JoReba

People are happiest if they stay with their own kind. That means the following kinds of people do not belong in Portland:

1.) Hip-Hoppers, Rappers, et. (You know what I mean.)
2.) East Coast liberals, "occupiers," and other high maintenance "progressives."
3.) People who need a "sense of community" to feel good about themselves, and to know how to act.
4.) Drifters, crackheads, Calif. unemployed.
5.) Severely ethnic immigrants.
6.) Those who need KBOO to help them. Lol.
7.) People who voted for Portland's current mayor What's-His-Name, the weak leader.
8.) People who need a Pride Parade to exhibit their lifestyle, and to try to gain social acceptance.
9.) People who need to drive more than 20 minutes to work.
10.) People who like to talk about where they are "from." Lol.
11.) Sensitive little hearts who are unable to live in the weather, here, without complaining.
12.) People who worship The Gorge.
13.) Urban Cowboys, Jingle Jockeys, and Mo Fos.
14.) Imported Mother in Laws.
15.) Antigun weaklings.

Any questions ... ? I represent the real "99%."

Lol... No questions. But its at least amusing to see there are still people around who are skilled at entertaining themselves.

[RedJacket]

Originally Posted by JoReba

People are happiest if they stay with their own kind. That means the following kinds of people do not belong in Portland:

1.) Hip-Hoppers, Rappers, et. (You know what I mean.)
2.) East Coast liberals, "occupiers," and other high maintenance "progressives."
3.) People who need a "sense of community" to feel good about themselves, and to know how to act.
4.) Drifters, crackheads, Calif. unemployed.
5.) Severely ethnic immigrants.
6.) Those who need KBOO to help them. Lol.
7.) People who voted for Portland's current mayor What's-His-Name, the weak leader.
8.) People who need a Pride Parade to exhibit their lifestyle, and to try to gain social acceptance.
9.) People who need to drive more than 20 minutes to work.
10.) People who like to talk about where they are "from." Lol.
11.) Sensitive little hearts who are unable to live in the weather, here, without complaining.
12.) People who worship The Gorge.
13.) Urban Cowboys, Jingle Jockeys, and Mo Fos.
14.) Imported Mother in Laws.
15.) Antigun weaklings.

Any questions ... ? I represent the real "99%."

Any questions ...?

Yeah, what to hell is a severely ethnic immigrant?

[ccjarider]

What is KBOO?

[lolligrump]

Wow - I was worried until I read your list! Hubby and I are on our way in April! Can't wait ...

[Bayarea4]

Originally Posted by ccjarider

What is KBOO?

It's Portland's listener-sponsored community radio station.
About KBOO | KBOO Community Radio

[2bpurrfect]

Originally Posted by JoReba

People are happiest if they stay with their own kind. That means the following kinds of people do not belong in Portland:

1.) Hip-Hoppers, Rappers, et. (You know what I mean.)
2.) East Coast liberals, "occupiers," and other high maintenance "progressives."
3.) People who need a "sense of community" to feel good about themselves, and to know how to act.
4.) Drifters, crackheads, Calif. unemployed.
5.) Severely ethnic immigrants.
6.) Those who need KBOO to help them. Lol.
7.) People who voted for Portland's current mayor What's-His-Name, the weak leader.
8.) People who need a Pride Parade to exhibit their lifestyle, and to try to gain social acceptance.
9.) People who need to drive more than 20 minutes to work.
10.) People who like to talk about where they are "from." Lol.
11.) Sensitive little hearts who are unable to live in the weather, here, without complaining.
12.) People who worship The Gorge.
13.) Urban Cowboys, Jingle Jockeys, and Mo Fos.
14.) Imported Mother in Laws.
15.) Antigun weaklings.

Any questions ... ? I represent the real "99%."

yeah but, i know for a fact, that many of those people were born here, as were their parents and grandparents. so what then?

[Deezus]

Originally Posted by JoReba

People are happiest if they stay with their own kind. That means the following kinds of people do not belong in Portland:

1.) Hip-Hoppers, Rappers, et. (You know what I mean.)

Are you talking about Jay Z or Lil Wayne moving here? Or does "you know what I mean," refer to a certain demographic...

3.) People who need a "sense of community" to feel good about themselves, and to know how to act.

Stupid Flanders...

5.) Severely ethnic immigrants.

What makes one a severely ethnic immigrant? How do you determine the level of severity? Do you rate them on a scale of Yakov Smirnoff to Balki Bartokomous?

6.) Those who need KBOO to help them. Lol.

Help them do what? Listen to obscure music and the Grateful Dead on Saturdays?

7.) People who voted for Portland's current mayor What's-His-Name, the weak leader.

Oh, Mayor What's-His-Name... You must be a real political junkie. Along with his fellow politicians on the City Council, Councilors Whatchamacallit and Whozit...

9.) People who need to drive more than 20 minutes to work.

So I guess you hate all those Oregonians who moved to Clark County. But most people don't need to drive 20 minutes or more to work, they have to drive 20 minutes or more to work.

10.) People who like to talk about where they are "from." Lol.

What if they're from Boring, Oregon? I hate when they talk about that town, it's just so boring.

12.) People who worship The Gorge.

Is this a religious cult that lives in Troutdale?

13.) Urban Cowboys, Jingle Jockeys, and Mo Fos.

Are these bands that they play on KINK-FM that you're not a fan of?

14.) Imported Mother in Laws.

Everyone knows Oregon is a net exporter of Mother in Laws and not an importer.

Any questions ... ?

Can I have some of the drugs you've been taking before you write these sorts of posts?

[Minervah]

JoReba, I like your sense of humor!