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I saw this list on a T-shirt last week and figured it HAS to be somewhere on the good ol' web!
1. A horse understands why shoes must come in sets of four
2. If a horse starts to stray, all you have to do is throw a rope over their neck.
3. A horse feels no need to sew his oats. He simply eats them.
4. You can lead a horse to water, but a man will insist on driving and get hopelessly lost
5. Next to a horse, a man must feel some how inadequate.
6. Horses are into a "stable" relationship
7. A woman can always be sure that her horse is properly groomed.
8. Horses are easier to "saddle"
9. A horse is never too busy to spend time with you
10. You can ride a horse all day long and will never get a complaint.
Horses sound pretty great!
"Cowboys ain't easy to love and they're harder to hold"
no wonder, they've got horses! who would want to put up with a woman after that
Last edited by Jefetio; 08-21-2008 at 01:03 PM..
Reason: coding didn't do what I expected
Horses sound pretty great!
"Cowboys ain't easy to love and they're harder to hold"
no wonder, they've got horses! who would want to put up with a woman after that
So you wanna mare, Jefetio? Don't forget she'll wear 4 shoes! And you gotta brush her mane every day...
Only four shoes? That's less than any woman I've ever dated. And a mare doesn't mind if you take her shoes in the backyard and throw them around with your buddies.
Phew. ANd I thought the top of your list was going to say, "much better endowed."
Darn, you're right! Well, it's a bit much for the T-shirt version, but the online version could've had it...
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Originally Posted by Jefetio
Yeah but horses only know one position and aren't very good kissers.
Neither are mares! And they'll slap ya through the face with that tail as if you're a horse fly!
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