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Old 06-18-2011, 10:21 PM
 
Location: Atlantis
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A while back, I was involved with a woman that had an incredible high sex drive. Every night was like being in a porn movie, over and over again.

An incident occured a few months into it, similiar to when Tom Hanks in the movie Castaway cut his hand and threw the Wilson volleyball and left a hand print on it shaped with what appeared to be two eyes and a face.

After round VII one night, when it got rough and I pulled out, she put it back in (not knowing at the time that there was some tearing) and I had her against a wall and she put her hand back up on it.

In the morning when the sun was coming through the window, I looked up much like Tom Hanks character and saw the image left on the wall staring back at me. . . . and I was like "Wilson". It looked just like the Wilson print on the volleyball that Hanks had on the island.

I left it and long after the relationship was over, I still occasionally glanced up at it as a memory of the most insane, porn induced sex I had ever had in my life. Word travelled fast amongst my buddys that to this day tell the Wilson print story. Everyone wants to see it when they come over to make the pilgramage to the site where the Wilson print to this day exists.

I painted the rest of the rooms in my house last year but couldn't bring myself to cover the timeless and epic monument to one of my life's greatest moments. There it is, still staring back at me. The rough outline of two eyes and a sinister smile, just barely outlined by the rest of the blood into what looks like an eary prehistoric cave painting image.

I still have some Sherwin Williams Pro Mar 200 interior satin paint with that one wall remaining (might have to use some primer over it first) and am at a crossroads as to what to do.

 
Old 06-18-2011, 10:25 PM
 
Location: California
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Depends. Do you ever plan to get laid there again? If so, paint.
 
Old 06-18-2011, 10:40 PM
 
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Gee, I used to like that movie.
 
Old 06-18-2011, 10:44 PM
 
Location: Raleigh, NC
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Hopefully, the wall is gyp-board or something. Cut out a square of the walls surface and mount it in a shadowbox frame and keep it for posterity. (And so you can hide it when the babe-de-jure is around).
Lowes has a wall patching kit that's easy to use, and worth the expense.

If it's brick or such, ... Dude, paint it over! Otherwise you are restricting your future partners to a very small subset of open-minded babes.
 
Old 06-19-2011, 07:40 AM
miu
 
Location: MA/NH
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Can you hang a poster over it? Or block it with a piece of furniture? lol
 
Old 06-19-2011, 08:03 AM
 
Location: syracuse ny
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So this is your "on this spot, in 1812..." blue road marker?

And you've got people in buses making pilgrimages?

Have you contacted entertainment tonight?
 
Old 06-19-2011, 08:28 AM
 
Location: SWUS
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I would cut it out and mount it as a testament to the funniest sex story I've heard in a while. lol.

Just make sure that a new girlfriend never sees it, otherwise you'll have to make up another totally awesome story to cover for yourself.
 
Old 06-19-2011, 08:41 AM
miu
 
Location: MA/NH
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I think that when you find the right woman and truly fall in love... you will be ready to paint over that Wilson hand.
 
Old 06-19-2011, 08:43 AM
 
Location: The Hall of Justice
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You posted this already in March 2010, and the thread was deleted. Get over it, please.
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