When you realize you have been single too long......;) (married, female, kiss)

[jsun556]

Leaving clothes in the washer after they're done and not putting them in the dryer.

Getting a sub for dinner instead of going to the grocery store because you decided you'll just go tomorrow.

Looking at the Facebook page of someone you're interested in more than once per day.

Going out with friends in the hopes that there will be someone new to meet there (instead of going just to hang out with your friends.)

[Auraliea]

Mmmm I suppose mine is:

When I start getting depressed over guys I never had.

Thinking WAY too much about unnecessary stuff.

Worrying about never having a relationship in the future.

Trying too hard to find something else to do.

Feeling inadequate next those in relationships.

Trying to ignore my feelings.

Fckin around on CD .

Pretending I am happy or mulling over a fantasy.

Aggravating my older brother.

lmfao

[M3Guy]

Originally Posted by jsun556

Leaving clothes in the washer after they're done and not putting them in the dryer.

Getting a sub for dinner instead of going to the grocery store because you decided you'll just go tomorrow.

Looking at the Facebook page of someone you're interested in more than once per day.

Going out with friends in the hopes that there will be someone new to meet there (instead of going just to hang out with your friends.)

Awsome! +1 on all of them! LMAO!

[Ruth4Truth]

Originally Posted by TJenkins602

My signs:

You stop wanting to be in a relationship.

You live in a house that has nothing other than walls

You make up an imaginary girlfriend.

She becomes your imaginary wife.

Your imaginary wife becomes distant.

You get an imaginary divorce.

You end up having to pay imaginary child support... because your imaginary ex got with your imaginary rival who is a bum, but she likes him anyway because he's more exciting to her.

That imaginary B----!

LOL! 1st Prize!

[Chemistry_Guy]

I knew I had been single too long when I found myself playing in adult sports leagues 6 nights a week.

Now that I am not single it is a constant struggle to limit myself to two nights a week,as I have no desire to make my fiancee a softball, basketball, soccer, golf, cycling, or motorcycle racing 'widow'.

[D217]

Originally Posted by hawaiiancoconut

When I look forward to staying home on Saturday night to watch Dateline, 48 hour mystery and Netflix, Lol

Oh man, I get excited again when those come after the shows I stayed in to watch on PBS are over..! Hmmm.... When I'm 34 and realize PBS excites me at all, lol.

[brightdoglover]

This is fun!
When I feel defensive about never being divorced and say, "If I were more conventional, I'd have been divorced twice by age 25."
When I worry that prospective partners will worry that I am not sexual enough because I've been single for so long.
When I have not replaced the oven I destroyed when I blasted a flaming meatloaf with a fire extinguisher.
When I feel dressed up with new sneakers.

[Jenna1343]

What are some of your signs that you notice about being single too long?

Date night with your dog...and he had to go on a diet because of it.

You crave deeper connections so you start to actually wonder about the lives and personalities of porn stars...and proceed in researching them.

You start wearing something sexy to greet the pizza delivery guy and plumber...

You tell people you want the chocolate D and you actually do mean doughnut...

You've cuddled your vibrator and named him Hal Jordan...

All of your fantasies revolve around Mr. Darcy and people start posting hot pictures of his Regency period hotness all over your facebook...

And your friends didn't even look surprised when you told them any of this.

[M3Guy]

Originally Posted by Jenna1343

Date night with your dog...and he had to go on a diet because of it.

You crave deeper connections so you start to actually wonder about the lives and personalities of porn stars...and proceed in researching them.

You start wearing something sexy to greet the pizza delivery guy and plumber...

You tell people you want the chocolate D and you actually do mean doughnut...

You've cuddled your vibrator and named him Hal Jordan...

All of your fantasies revolve around Mr. Darcy and people start posting hot pictures of his Regency period hotness all over your facebook...

And your friends didn't even look surprised when you told them any of this.

Haha! This just made me crack up!

Oh, my cars all have names. You guessed it, all females. LOL

[cwamjn]

Originally Posted by Jenna1343

You've cuddled your vibrator and named him Hal Jordan...

The second Green Lantern?