Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives: (women, husbands, pickup)

[lola8822]

I thought this was cute........

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.


2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.


3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.



And last, but not least:








14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

[cpg35223]

That's hysterical. Except I've really grown to hate dogs.

[Submariner]

Only certain breeds of dogs, will ever turn against you.

But with females, ....

[Ron.]

I agree with all 14!

I sure do...........gotta go now. I'm off to the pet store ASAP!

Originally Posted by lola8822

I thought this was cute........

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.


2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.


3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.



And last, but not least:








14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

[VegasGrace]

Why? (if this was in the form of a question)
The same reasons why women have dogs and not husbands.

[sierraAZ]

Same goes for both genders and all pets put on pedestals as if they're humans and running the owners’ lives and households. Yeah, yeah... I know they're better than humans according to many of you.

[happycamper5]

Originally Posted by lola8822

I thought this was cute........

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.


2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.


3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.



And last, but not least:








14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

They can lick their own balls!! those bastards!

[Submariner]

Originally Posted by happycamper5

They can lick their own balls!! those bastards!

Pets can do a lot of things that in human terms only happens in porn videos.

[happycamper5]

Originally Posted by forest beekeeper

Pets can do a lot of things that in human terms only happens in porn videos.

The population would be alot smaller and some folks would never leave the house !!!lol

[lola8822]

hahaha....that's really nice guys thanks for the info.