Read today where a 71 year old woman in Atlanta called the cops on her 73 year old husband. When they got there they asked why she called and was told by the woman that "He quit drinking 25 years ago and we have had separate bed rooms for over12 years." He came in tonight 3 hours late with a bottle of Jack Daniels and a big bottle of Viagra, and I knew SOMETHING was getting ready to happin"