So,
jda, a catchy rhymin' Snoop-Dawg type Jesus-rappin' lyric is
cool huh?
It's a collection of "cool" metaphors and stylized couplets.
And by that, I actually mean...
like....
Chimin'' Fur Jesus
is like Rhymin' for Pizzas!
The topping's the zest, man, if the fillin's the best;
Jesus was King, but he came to no rest....
Christ was a baker, an' my heart's that hot ov'en.
Time to get eatin', if we'ze gonna get to That Com'en!
There! Wow! That was real easy. I getz it, man!