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...has, for some unknown reason, found God in the Greater Etherial Unknown, and has truly seen the light, as it were, that lives in the Greater Godly Universe.
Accordingly, this morinng, at about 0500a, he quickly formed a loosely-knit all-new church in his community, The New Advanced Church of The Everlasting Believers, {the NACOTEB} this Sunday, on the eve of his previously planned celebration of nearly 50 years of devout atheism! All of that was washed aside in a literal tsunami of Godly Love and [pending] salvation.
Local friends gathered to witness the renewal of absolute Christian vows he'd taken 50 years ago during the tail-end of his spiritual and emotional childhood, and today's tearful re-envisionment and witnessing with God clearly overwhelmed the rapidly growing group of local (and obviously loyal) village onlookers as the impromptu ceremony evolved... er... unfolded.. It was truly a mass renewal of spiritual health and salvation...
Does this mean I have failed to teach you the truth of Islam. You had so much potential. Plus we are low budget and do not tithe. I tried to show you all the advantages. On Sunday you only have to get up for the 10 minute Fajr prayer and then you can go back to bed.
Well my friend I guess I just have to accept it is by your own choice and wish you well.
...has, for some unknown reason, found God in the Greater Etherial Unknown, and has truly seen the light, as it were, that lives in the Greater Godly Universe.
Accordingly, this morinng, at about 0500a, he quickly formed a loosely-knit all-new church in his community, The New Advanced Church of The Everlasting Believers, {the NACOTEB} this Sunday, on the eve of his previously planned celebration of nearly 50 years of devout atheism! All of that was washed aside in a literal tsunami of Godly Love and [pending] salvation.
Local friends gathered to witness the renewal of absolute Christian vows he'd taken 50 years ago during the tail-end of his spiritual and emotional childhood, and today's tearful re-envisionment and witnessing with God clearly overwhelmed the rapidly growing group of local (and obviously loyal) village onlookers as the impromptu ceremony evolved... er... unfolded.. It was truly a mass renewal of spiritual health and salvation...
...has, for some unknown reason, found God in the Greater Etherial Unknown, and has truly seen the light, as it were, that lives in the Greater Godly Universe.
Accordingly, this morinng, at about 0500a, he quickly formed a loosely-knit all-new church in his community, The New Advanced Church of The Everlasting Believers, {the NACOTEB} this Sunday, on the eve of his previously planned celebration of nearly 50 years of devout atheism! All of that was washed aside in a literal tsunami of Godly Love and [pending] salvation.
Local friends gathered to witness the renewal of absolute Christian vows he'd taken 50 years ago during the tail-end of his spiritual and emotional childhood, and today's tearful re-envisionment and witnessing with God clearly overwhelmed the rapidly growing group of local (and obviously loyal) village onlookers as the impromptu ceremony evolved... er... unfolded.. It was truly a mass renewal of spiritual health and salvation...
As ptsum stated... I was going to say... April Fool's! Rifleman, I've read too many of your post and I know you are too smart for that path. I'd cry in my stout German beer if it were true...
Wow, the first round was cool but that second round was AWESOME!! No wonder so many guys love those boy toys. It really does make a guy look way cooler. I can see how the thrill of that shoot would make someone become religious. Just looking at that vid makes me question my non belief and makes me want to take the hubby to the shooting range just to watch even though I have no gun. Happy fools day you little fool you!!
Awhh gorsh, dear friends... and I thought I had yah all!
Still... just to be absolutely sure you stay in God's good graces, you COULD tithe me all generously, tomorrow. "We do take most credit cards"....
(Ooopppsss. I mean tithe God, of course!)
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Happy fools day you little fool you!!
