Messed up!!

So i was doing my regular shopping and some creepy guy was following me i didnt think anything of it this went on for about 20 mins so as i was looking a some nice shirts this man comes over to me and just stares at me i look at him and said can i help you he didnt reply so i said ok you followed me aroundthis mall for along time seriously can i help yu with something he lookedat me and just stared im like ok buddy your freaking me out what do u want he sayss huh me? said yes you who do u thin i was talking to he said i thought you had a blue tooth in im like no sir i didnt so he said im not following you im admireing you from afar i said im going to security he said no dont i want to touch your hair im like no he said well its long and what i would do with your hair ohh dont get me started i said well im going for a haircut whats your address he looked at me like what ? i said what is it so i can mail my hair to you so you can rub it where ever you want then security came and took him away im like omg thank god hes gone i would have had to call 911 but this stuff always happends to ME !!!!