Murkowski failed bar exam 4 times (Metlakatla: tenant, campground, tax)

[Metlakatla]

Originally Posted by RayinAK

Hi, Met!

Actually, a photography forum. Maybe he though that "picture takers" are granola-eating liberal bunny huggers? Were is CC, anyway?

Idjit claims to be moose hunting but I am not convinced.

[Rance]

Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic
hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the
summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the
winter.

The two most important events in all of history were the invention
of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to
get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern
civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of
humanity into two distinct subgroups:

1. Liberals, and

2. Conservatives.

Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the
beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can
were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around
waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the
brewery. That's how villages were formed.

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at
night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what
is known as the Conservative movement.

Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting, learned to
live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ's and
doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the
beginning of the Liberal movement.

Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. Those
became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements
include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy,
group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to
divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.

Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest,
most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are
symbolized by the jackass.

Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most
prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but
like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are
standard liberal fare. Another interesting evolutionary side note:
most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men.
Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists,
dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals
invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make
the pitcher also bat.

Conservatives drink domestic beer, mostly Bud or Miller. They eat
red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big
game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers,
firemen, medical doctors, police officers, engineers, corporate
executives, athletes, members of the military, airline pilots and
generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own
companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the
producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals
believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why
most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were
coming to America. They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and
created a business of trying to get more for nothing.

Here ends today's lesson in Politiks.

[ocean2026]

Is there anyone who thinks Sarah Palin or George W Bush could pass the bar exam? Be honest.

[RayinAK]

Originally Posted by ocean2026

Is there anyone who thinks Sarah Palin or George W Bush could pass the bar exam? Be honest.

Looks can be deceiving Didn't one of the Kennedy's failed the bar exam several times?

[richelles]

Originally Posted by ocean2026

Is there anyone who thinks Sarah Palin or George W Bush could pass the bar exam? Be honest.

Why don't you tell us your story about how you passed the Bar Exam?

[Moose Whisperer]

Funny how failure wasn't something to be feared when this guy was talking about it a few weeks ago:

“… don’t make excuses. Take responsibility not just for your successes, but for your failures as well.

The truth is, no matter how hard you work, you won’t necessarily ace every class or succeed in every job. There will be times when you screw up, when you hurt the people you love, when you stray from your most deeply held values.

Barack Obama's Commencement Address at Kalamazoo Central High School, June 07, 2010

Now failure is something to be ridiculed. Once again, hypocrisy is the name of the game.

[blueflames50]

[quote=richelles;16159359]

Originally Posted by RayinAK

By the way I bought a large box of Captain Crunch in Freddies last week. By the Ounce it was the cheapest thing on the shelf. Today I put blueberries in the bottom of a bowl and covered them with CC pills; then poured some milk over the assemblage. I tried them and it was halfway good except the crunchies were too crunchy. But if I had to vote between CC and Sarah Pale Ale I'd vote for Sarah. Probably make me fat though. But at least my wife wouldn't object. What thinks you?

now see you did it all wrong...Wild Turkey instead of milk and blueberries cuts the sweetness according to C.C. He is pretty crunchie though...or is that "crusty"??

Originally Posted by RayinAK

Hi, Met!
Were is CC, anyway?

Originally Posted by Metlakatla

Idjit claims to be moose hunting but I am not convinced.

Well he's been keeping me up to date but warned me that I'd be kilt by him if I divulged any info! let's just say he's tacking on a lot of travel time
oh Rance....LOVE What I lernt about Politiks !

[Metlakatla]

Originally Posted by ocean2026

Is there anyone who thinks Sarah Palin or George W Bush could pass the bar exam? Be honest.

They'd have to get into law school first. I doubt that SP would be admitted anywhere let alone make it through the first semester.

Nice to know I don't produce anything, by the way. Guess I'll have to pass that along to the welfare addicted tenants who regurgitate conservative bs all day long while living off tax dollars and getting cheap rent. Can't wait to toss the idjits and set up a yurt campground and put the property to some decent use.

[Floyd_Davidson]

Originally Posted by Metlakatla

They'd have to get into law school first. I doubt that SP would be admitted anywhere let alone make it through the first semester.

One thing a lot of folks probably are not aware of is that gaining acceptance to a Law School is a test all in itself. The LSAT test has to be taken, and an undergrad degree is required, but the scores and the grades on those have relatively little to do with admission to Law School.

The trick is to convince the school that you will become a credit to them. (Sort of like saying you have to make them believe you won't turn out to be a divorce lawyer who claims the 17th Amendment should be repealed and that a Federal Minimum wage is unconstitutional. Those things embarrass Law Schools horribly.)

[RedJacket]

Originally Posted by Metlakatla

Nice to know I don't produce anything, by the way. Guess I'll have to pass that along to the welfare addicted tenants who regurgitate conservative bs all day long while living off tax dollars and getting cheap rent. Can't wait to toss the idjits and set up a yurt campground and put the property to some decent use.

A working man/woman voting for a Republican is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders.