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Old 10-17-2007, 10:04 PM
 
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She Who Must Be Obeyed doesn't let me use pick-up lines. I think She's a little strange that way.
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Old 10-19-2007, 05:06 PM
 
Location: DC-Baltimore area
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I can speak as a lower-48 who went out for a while with an AK guy. How about...
Ever seen a square tire?
In Alaska... In Alaska.... In Alaska... Just start every sentence with that. Never ask the prospect about the place she lives and disdain everything about it as awful.
I sleep with someone, but she doesn’t take up much space, and she’s cute, and... STOP THAT! STOP JUMPING! STOP BARKING! NO! NO! DON’T HUMP HER LEG! BEHAVE! (put on an endless loop)
Geez, these restaurant prices are awful.
What's that stuff you're wearing? Smells better than mosquito repellent.
Well, since you asked, I do have someone -- a partner. It’s not going well. We’re probably breaking up soon. She spends most of her time in the bush anyway. (Three guesses, he was married).
Signed,
I can laugh now, not bitter:-)
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Old 10-19-2007, 08:21 PM
 
Location: Fairbanks Alaska
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Sooooo...... This is why there are so many single men in Alaska.
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Old 10-19-2007, 09:23 PM
 
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"Gee, you're cute! Got a boat?"
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Old 10-19-2007, 10:16 PM
 
Location: Seward, Alaska
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Say....didn't I see you on the Miss Alaska contest?

Bud
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Old 10-19-2007, 10:34 PM
 
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Is that a moose in your pants or are you happy to see me??/
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Old 10-20-2007, 11:09 AM
 
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In my case, they'd probably ask if it was a Vienna sausage, and hadn't I heard of "male enhancement products".
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Old 10-08-2009, 11:38 AM
 
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Lol I might have to move to Alaska. Maybe an Alaskan dame might fancy a california guy
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Two Voices Blog Crazy
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Old 10-08-2009, 01:46 PM
 
Location: Topeka, KS
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wow.. old threads really are getting dug up.... but still its good to see what a single girl has to prepare for when she gets there.. and I am guessing higher education won't be necessary on my part.. ha.. pull my finger.. wtf?? I suppose someone that is stupid enough to say that probably wears their hat crooked too...
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Old 10-08-2009, 02:54 PM
 
Location: NP AK/SF NM
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Default How about.....

"Hello, my name is Levi Johnston"
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