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Old 08-12-2009, 06:34 PM
 
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Another thing a female Alaskan hermit may do to see if an idjit's worth her time is to drive her truck into the ditch near the idjit's house and see how fast he moves it to pull her out. If he takes his time he's back on the curb where he belongs.
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Old 08-12-2009, 06:36 PM
 
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Is there any chance we can modify the format for user profiles on this forum? We need a box for hair color.
Are you trying to say perhaps that Dave may be a blonde? Well, that certainly would account for a few things.
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Old 08-12-2009, 08:36 PM
 
Location: on top of a mountain
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Taking the paper towels out of the bra gets their attention? Well, it did seem to work for Dave a time or two.
he was just think'n you was gonna pull a bottle outta there all wrapped up safely in the papertowels....
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Old 08-12-2009, 08:44 PM
 
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Is there any chance we can modify the format for user profiles on this forum? We need a box for hair color.
what now you wanna boast "chrome" color hair Floyd????
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Old 08-12-2009, 10:18 PM
 
Location: Silicon Valley, California
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Doesn't work though, putting stuff into a bra. To get results, take the things out of the bra!

Them's the things what gets a man's attention.
Thank you, F Davidson, for making, um, a clean breast of it.
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Old 08-12-2009, 11:22 PM
 
Location: Southeast Alaska
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Are you trying to say perhaps that Dave may be a blonde? Well, that certainly would account for a few things.
Go clean a fish or something...
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Old 08-13-2009, 03:06 PM
 
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On Valentine's Day I found a brown paper bag on my front porch...it had a roll of Bounty paper towels in it with a bow around them. Dave's idea of lingerie no doubt.
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Old 08-13-2009, 03:15 PM
 
Location: Joplin, Missouri
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Doesn't work though, putting stuff into a bra. To get results, take the things out of the bra!

Them's the things what gets a man's attention.
I think it depends on how they come out of the bra...when unhooked do they just breath a sigh of relief and have relatively good boyancy (sp?) or do they unravel to the knee caps? I reckon either way they would still get attention but I'm not sure unraveling is moose sausage worthy. But maybe if the man is "odd" a boob is a boob and the unraveled one could be used as a blanket
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Old 08-13-2009, 03:16 PM
 
Location: Casa Grande, AZ
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On Valentine's Day I found a brown paper bag on my front porch...it had a roll of Bounty paper towels in it with a bow around them. Dave's idea of lingerie no doubt.
At least Dave had the sense to buy Bounty for the special day rather than the cheap-arse generic! Hubby went to store and brought home Bounty, I cracked up, but could not explain why...wonder if it's a hint
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Old 08-13-2009, 04:57 PM
 
Location: Southeast Alaska
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