So, I made up a batch of this all natural "Master Tonic" stuff way back in 2006 for the Bird Flu scare. The fumes from cutting up the ingredients and the resulting concoction were so intense it destroyed the contact lenses I wore, even though I mixed it outside. I did not try it. I put in in mason jars. The recipe said it needed no special storage and would last "indefinitely." I shelved it and forgot about it.
Now, all this virulent flu is around. Everyone around me has it. Then, a week ago, a tickle, then a scratchy throat, and started to feel it coming on. Strong. Headache, sneezy, dry cough.
Remembered the tonic. Why not? I thought. Looked unchanged, and even after almost 7 years, wickedly strong smell. Took a few teaspoons full. Hot as curry, jalapeno sauce, Thai food, like that; burning in the mouth, the lips numbed, required a milk chaser.
But: felt an immediate difference! The throat scratchiness was gone instantly, like the virus was burned away. I just knew the virus replication was stopped. And it was. I took some later and continued the next day just in case (I used a dropper to avoid my mouth to just get it down), but I knew the battle was over.
How to Make Homemade Master Tonic - wikiHow