"Knock on wood!!!!!!" --------------------------- O_o

[Thinking-man]

Originally Posted by Nozzferrahhtoo

I do not say it but I would not read too much into people who do. Certainly it would not bring me to wish to do violence upon them as you have indicated above. Such anger requires anger management and I heartily recommend you seek some.

I DO NOT NEED ANGER MANAGEMENT!

[Lilac110]

Originally Posted by Northern Matt

The two I like are in response to something you have just seen that astonished you:

1) Christ on a bike
2) Jesus wept

Originally Posted by mordant

3) Jesus Christ on toast

Jesus hoppin' Christ on a crutch.

[Northern Matt]

Originally Posted by Lilac110

Jesus hoppin' Christ on a crutch.

Christ and Jam in a Sandwich

[Asheville Native]

For the creationists gang........

Well I'll be a monkeys uncle

[Matt Marcinkiewicz]

Originally Posted by Miss Hepburn

Another one I'm hoping doesn't have a carry permit.
What movie theaters do you go to?

This is becoming a scary place.

Those three smiley faces in the OP meant nothing to you?

(same goes to Nozzferrahhtoo, in case Miss Hepburn thinks she's being targeted as the non-atheist in the thread)

[Matt Marcinkiewicz]

Originally Posted by Northern Matt

Christ and Jam in a Sandwich

I like "Christ on a bike". I've heard "Jesus H Christ" a (relative) lot through the years. Never knew the origin of the H...but I just like the addition of a (seemingly) random middle initial

edit to say that I'm rather shocked a Wikipedia page exists on the topic (complete with a Chumbawamba disambiguation and everything):

Jesus H. Christ - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[Asheville Native]

Many only have to rap on their own head, cause they are blockheads.

[JrzDefector]

I use "Jesus Christ," "Oh my God", "Jesus Mary and Joseph" and God knows what else. These are expressions of surprise, outrage, whatever, not expressions of faith. I have also been known to yell "****ity ****snacks!" which as far as I know has no real meaning whatsoever.

Yes, I even say *GASP* "Knock on wood!"

OP, you should probably chill. Other people's diction should not bother you this much.