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Oh, so it's the "Ridicule Believers Forum".....now I get it!
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This sub-forum is not the place for proselytizing or attempting to convert atheists or agnostics. It is meant for atheists and agnostics interested in discussions among themselves and for others who want to learn more about this worldview and are interested in posing non-confrontational questions to atheists or agnostics.
Oh, so it's the "Ridicule Believers Forum".....now I get it!
I think the OP's message is fitting, it offers good insight and reasoning for athiesm. There's ridicule and there's refuting. Most athiests have facts or opinions or some kind of information to offer to refute or dispell things religious. This post is just one of many of them. In my opinion anyway.
....any anti-atheist jokes. Apparently, honest guys, the theists don't have the same rank funny bone we atheists do. But nonetheless, I persevered, and here's a couple. Tho' I really don't think they're all that good. I'll keep looking, guys.
Alpha, old bud; these I found just for you!
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Why did the atheist cross the road?
He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn’t believe it until he tested his hypothesis.
(Huh? That one's really lame, IMHO!: rflmn™)
How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won’t claim that god did it.
(Hmmm... better, but still not REALLY funny...)
An atheist buys an ancient lamp at an auction, takes it home, and begins to polish it. Suddenly, a genie appears, and says, “I’ll grant you three wishes, Master.”
The atheist says, “I wish I could believe in you.” The genie snaps his fingers, and suddenly the atheist believes in him.
The atheist says, “Wow. I wish all atheists would believe this.” The genie snaps his fingers again, and suddenly atheists all over the world begin to believe in genies.
“What about your third wish?” asks the genie.
“Well,” says the atheist, “I wish for a billion dollars.” The genie snaps his fingers for a third time, but nothing happens. “What’s wrong?” asks the atheist. The genie shrugs and says, “Just because you believe in me, doesn’t necessarily mean that I really exist.”
(I think the authors are just trying to make a point, but their humor is pretty low level, dont'cha think?)
Example:
How many atheists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Atheists don't see the light.
(OK; well, that one's about the best I could find. but even then, it's sort of disconnnected, because changing a light bulb really doesn't have much to do with "seeing the light". They just wanted to insult us I'm thinking! I'll bet they all yukked it up though...
But I'll keep looking. Cheers, and everyone: just laugh! rflmn™)
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It was hard, it REALLY was, to find....
