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Old 07-26-2017, 10:35 AM
 
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Sorry, can't hold myself.
I am still chuckling over that video since yesterday

In small shop, a mechanic is approached by a VERY good looking blond. She says - Ahm, I think I need some air to be added to tires.
Will do, says mech.
So, what kind of air do you have asks blond.
He looks at her and says - Well, it's air...
She says - my boyfriend just bought me that latest Mercedes, so I'd like to have something latest and best, you know.
Mech "gets it" and says - Oh, sure, we have regular air for Hondas, but we just received a fresh batch of strawberry air in mid range pricing and then premium, very expensive banana air.
Oh, that sounds good. How much is strawberry air?
It's $27 (cautiously) says mech... and then adds - Per tire?
Blond thinks and says - yeah, I think that will be alright.

Couple ours later, mech is doing something and notices that it got darker in the shop. He turns around and there is that huge buffed viscious looking guy hovering above him.
You the one who put strawberry air into my girl Mercedes tires?
Starting to tremble and looking for escape, mech mumbles - Yyyess, I did...
Giant comes closer and hisses - You go and pump that strawberry crap out of them tires right now. And put in quality banana air. Don't you moron know, that strawberry air is not contemptible with Mercedes tires?
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Old 07-26-2017, 10:58 AM
 
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Sorry, can't hold myself.
I am still chuckling over that video since yesterday

In small shop, a mechanic is approached by a VERY good looking blond. She says - Ahm, I think I need some air to be added to tires.
Will do, says mech.
So, what kind of air do you have asks blond.
He looks at her and says - Well, it's air...
She says - my boyfriend just bought me that latest Mercedes, so I'd like to have something latest and best, you know.
Mech "gets it" and says - Oh, sure, we have regular air for Hondas, but we just received a fresh batch of strawberry air in mid range pricing and then premium, very expensive banana air.
Oh, that sounds good. How much is strawberry air?
It's $27 (cautiously) says mech... and then adds - Per tire?
Blond thinks and says - yeah, I think that will be alright.

Couple ours later, mech is doing something and notices that it got darker in the shop. He turns around and there is that huge buffed viscious looking guy hovering above him.
You the one who put strawberry air into my girl Mercedes tires?
Starting to tremble and looking for escape, mech mumbles - Yyyess, I did...
Giant comes closer and hisses - You go and pump that strawberry crap out of them tires right now. And put in quality banana air. Don't you moron know, that strawberry air is not contemptible with Mercedes tires?
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