Big Nine is hard at task,
Moderating the comments she finds crass,
Objectivity and humor are out the door,
Many people will rejoice when she leaves this board

I know I have had a fan or two on these forums. I know at least 3 people have wondered where I have been. The truth is Tom Cruise allowed me into his Scientology compound, and I have been learning their secrets.

As I was wandering Nothing’s flat earth. yes, that is true. nothing exists. just like this blog entry. So you can relax now that dangerous thoughts are no longer part of the meta-verse.

hopefully Congress passes bathroom legislation soon opposed to the typical bathroom legislation they are used to.

never mind, the cellular reverberations are causing my inner ear to fret. no longer will i partake in humor you don’t understand