April Fool's for your Pastor (church, preach, baptism, faith)

[Hoosier]

Here are the top 10 April Fool's jokes you might hear from a preacher in church...or not.


1. All roads really do lead to heaven. What you learn here is just our way.


2. No need to take up an offering today. We have enough money in the coffers.


3. I don't mind the church folk treating the parsonage as their own. They can drop in anytime. No need to knock either.


4. I really do only work one day a week.


5. The elders have agreed to everything I suggested.


6. Sure, I can lead singing, take up the offering, handle communion, do the baptismal service and preach every week. No problem!


7. My wife will volunteer to do anything for the church as long as I am here. Two for one special.


8. I have no desire to preach to a mega church. I am completely happy serving the 50 of you faithful warriors.


9. If you become a Christian, all of your life's problems will be solved.


10. If you are a follower of Christ, you will become materially blessed, too!