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It's sick, I but don't think it's funny. It's not so funny to think about him being back on the streets soon either. The incident happened in Floraduh, I'm not surprised.
What the what? Is he going to get psych treatment too? there has to be something going on up there if you can't wait until you get home or even go to the Walmart bathroom in order to get your jollies.
Well, technically it wasn't a horse but a toy that he used as an unpurchased masturbatory aid. No animals were harmed.
I get where the guy is coming from, though. You're in Walmart checking out some Great Value grape soda, and along comes a 400 lb woman in a muu-muu riding on a motorized scooter with a shopping basket full of bacon and whipped cream. Now that is a lady that knows how to party.
You were gonna trek back to the magazine section to check out the new Maxim, but now your motor is already running. So what do you do? Can't go to the restroom to rub one out, because WM restrooms = Ew. So you grab Mr. Ed in the toy department and head to Housewares to take care of business.
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