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Old 06-03-2015, 06:12 AM
 
Location: Florida
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This is honestly why Id be afraid to attend a nudist event. I lay out in my backyard a lot and skinny dip and I honestly get a little "firm" from the free feeling. Not sexual at all, its just a response from stimuli. It would be completely embarrassing to be shamed for it.....
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Old 06-03-2015, 06:36 AM
 
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What even funnier, it was all men.........
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Old 06-03-2015, 06:43 AM
 
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He was really "up" for the race, it would seem.
He was getting ready to go hard down the stretch, too.

Reminds me of this old joke:

Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally naked, while a beautiful, big-breasted nude model danced before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his penis. They were told that anyone whose bell rang when the nude model danced in front of them would not be ordained, because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest.

As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground. Embarrassed, he took a few steps forward and bent over to pick up the bell...

Then all the other bells started to ring.
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Old 06-03-2015, 06:45 AM
 
Location: DFW
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Should not have taken that daily Cialis dose with his morning vitamins.
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Old 06-03-2015, 07:04 AM
 
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Hahahaha! This is too much!
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Old 06-03-2015, 07:05 AM
 
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This is honestly why Id be afraid to attend a nudist event. I lay out in my backyard a lot and skinny dip and I honestly get a little "firm" from the free feeling. Not sexual at all, its just a response from stimuli. It would be completely embarrassing to be shamed for it.....
I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

Lol
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Old 06-03-2015, 07:11 AM
 
Location: Florida
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lol well it definitely looks silly bouncing around thats for sure.
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Old 06-03-2015, 07:58 AM
 
Location: Huntsville, AL
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I heard that they were going to charge him, but someone said the evidence wouldn't stand up in court....
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Old 06-03-2015, 08:04 AM
 
Location: north bama
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no way I`m riding my bike neked with all those chains and spokes spinning like saw blades ...
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Old 06-03-2015, 08:11 AM
 
Location: north bama
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lol well it definitely looks silly bouncing around thats for sure.
a crash could result in someone getting an eye poked out .
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