Man Uses Raccoon to Start Breathalyzer-Equipped Car -- Then Raccoon Attacks Man

[wonderwall]

Racoons don't come to you when you call them. They'd be hard to capture.

[pennyone]

It's a hoax. It made no sense. At the very least, a revived raccoon would have castrated the idiot while he was "driving"....That would have been a better ending to this hoax of a story.

[middle-aged mom]

According to the link"

"A spokesman for the Camp Pendleton Marine Corps has since confirmed this story is an internet hoax."

Or maybe, it's "racoongate".

[shadowne]

There was a recent story of a drunk woman having her 4 yr old son blow into the car's breathalyzer, all of which was caught on a police officer's camera.

[Juram]

Its fake, but still made me chuckle.

[jim9251]

"What are ya in the Brig for?"

"Abuse of a raccoon"

Yeah, that should go over well.

[aneye4detail]

But it must be true if it was on the Internet. .....

[hunterseat]

Sounds like something a squid would do!

[SunnyKayak]

Doh

[elan]

That's hilarious.