Florida man arrested after he allegedly gave girlfriend a 'wet willy,' affidavit says

[Suburban_Guy]

Florida, nuff said.

Florida man arrested after he allegedly gave girlfriend a 'wet willy,' affidavit says | Fox News

A man in St. Lucie County, Fla., was arrested after allegedly gave his girlfriend a “wet willy” while he was belligerent, an affidavit says.

A local sheriff’s deputy was called to the home of 47-year-old Joseph Sireci in mid-August. The man’s girlfriend claimed that she found Sireci drunk on the living room floor after she returned home from work.

[budlight]

You should arrested if you are 47 and still giving wet willies.

[ClaraC]

Why aren't these things worked out between the couple?

He's a complete jerk, and she should break up with him.

But ARREST HIM? I could see a judge saying to the prosecutor, excuse me, why is this man in my courtroom?

[oregonwoodsmoke]

I'm going to assume that there was more to the attack, but that doesn't make good click bait. You all know how the press likes to rearrange the facts in order to drum up drama.

[msgsing]

What the heck is a wet willie?

[Roselvr]

Originally Posted by msgsing

What the heck is a wet willie?

Urban Dictionary: wet willy

a prank in which the prankster licks/spits on his finger, sticks it in the victims ear hole and then turns it round and round.

[JerZ]

Originally Posted by budlight

You should arrested if you are 47 and still giving wet willies.

You're already developmentally arrested in this case.

[picardlx]

Originally Posted by msgsing

What the heck is a wet willie?

Didn't get it either. But I'm glad it wasn't anything close to what my disgusting imagination had suggested as possibilities.

[PriscillaVanilla]

Originally Posted by budlight

You should arrested if you are 47 and still giving wet willies.

This.

[tone77]

This happened in Florida? Imagine my surprise.