NEW Denver area barbies (Colorado Springs, Aurora: condo, credit card, mobile home)

[OutOfSoCal]

this was sent me by someone who knows are looking to make the move.it seem fairly accurate from I read here................

Mattel recently announced the release of limited-edition Barbie Dolls for
the Denver and surrounding market areas:

"Aurora Barbie"

This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories
include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his 1979 Caddy were available,
but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.


"Boulder Barbie"

This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair,
arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks.
She prefers that you call her Willow. She does not want or need a Ken doll,
but if you purchase two Boulder Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you
get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.


"Cherry Creek Barbie"

This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of Rolls Royce convertible or
Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club
membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School
Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.

"Parker Barbie"

The modern day homemaker Barbie is a vailable with Ford Windstar Minivan and
matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation.
Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.


"Trinidad Ken/Barbie"

This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply
adding or subtracting the multiple snap-on parts.


"Colfax Barbie"

This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a
Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only
available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small,
untraceable bills) ...unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are
talking about.



"Arvada Barbie"

She's perfect in every way. W e don't know where Ken is because he's always out a-'huntin'.


"Denver Lo-Do Barbie"

This collagen injected, rhino plastic Barbie wears a leopard print outfit
and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends. Percocet prescription
available as well as warehouse conversion condo.


"Highlands Ranch Barbie"

This princess Barbie is sold only at Park Meadows. She comes with an
assortment of Kate Spade, Prada and LV Handbags, Rolex watch a Lexus SUV, a
long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a 3,500 sq ft. patio home. Available
with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in
conjunction with the augmented version.

"Commerce City Barbie"

This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small,
a NASCAR t-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack
of Bud light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and
kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck
separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.



"Greely Barbie"

This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled
sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased beer-gutted Ken out of
Butler Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans,
fake fingernails, and a see-through halter-top. Also available with a mobile
home.

[McGowdog]

Very nice! I was gonna let this stand but it didn't include my hometown:

Highlands Ranch Barbie
This princess Barbie is only sold at Park Meadows Mall. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version.

Englewood Barbie
This modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar Minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full time occupation or secondary education. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.

Colfax Barbie
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and can only be paid for in cash. Preferably small, untraceable bills. Unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about.

Cherry Creek Barbie
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer h3. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.

Commerce City Barbie
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six pack of Coors light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she's drunk. Purchuse her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.

Aspen Barbie
This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears a leopard print ski outfit and drinks Cosmopolitans while entertaining friends at the lodge. Optional Percocet prescription available.

Thornton Barbie
This tobacco chewing, brassy haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gutted Ken out of Commerce City Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low rise acid washed jeans, fake finger nails, and a see through halter top. Also available with a mobile home and 8-track tape player.

Boulder Barbie
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, archless feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her "Willow". She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Boulder Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag sticker for free.

Ft. Collins Barbie
She's basically Boulder Barbie, but with all the accessories of Highlands Ranch Barbie, plus a kayak and mountain bike. As for Ft. Collins Ken, I would expect his accessories to include a teeny tiny little Ph.D. diploma in entomology, which enables him to double as a professional fly-fishing-consultant action figure ($1200 graphite fly rod and miniature accessories licensed from Orvis sold separately)

Aurora Barbie
This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his '79 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.

Arvada Barbie
She's perfect in every way. We don't know who Ken is cause he's always hunting.

Greeley Barbie
This Spanish Speaking-only Barbie comes with a 1984 Toyota with expired temporary plates and three baby Barbies in the back seat, but no car seats. The optional Ken doll comes with a Meat Packers uniform and is missing three fingers on his left hand. Green Cards are not available for Barbie or Ken.

Four Corners Barbie
This Barbie is the only Native American Barbie, She sits in a booth and sells Native American Art for large sums of money to tourists.

Rifle Barbie
This Barbie comes with various bruises and several restraining orders. Front teeth missing, but optional denture is available as well as broken down barrel horse and shot glass collection.

Glenwood Springs Barbie
This Barbie comes with her own mountain bike. Available with SUV, complete with Kayak on the roof and dog in the back. Optional Ken doll also comes with his own mountain bike and dog.

Pueblo Barbie
This tobacco-chewing brassy haired Barbie has a pair of her own high heeled sandals with one broken heel from when she chased drunken Ken outta Peyton Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see through halter top. Also available with mobile home.

Ah! I get it. Thornton Barbie and Pueblo Barbie are sisters.

[Charles]

Similiar Colorado Springs Barbie Collection:

Southern Colorado Barbie

"Castle Rock Barbie"
This princess Barbie is sold only at Nordstrom. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.

"Briargate Barbie"
The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Wind star Minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.

"Southside Springs Barbie"
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills) ...unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about.

"Pine Creek Barbie"
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.

"Peyton Barbie"
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR t-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud light and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.

"Pueblo Barbie"
This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased beer-gutted Ken out of Peyton Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter-top. Also available with a mobile home.

"Manitou Barbie"
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow . She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Manitou Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.

"Widefield Barbie"
This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his 1979 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.

"Trinidad Barbie/Ken"
This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the multiple snap-on parts.

[McGowdog]

You see one barbie you seen em all.

[white rob]

Stereotyping is fun!

[gpraceman]

It's more fun to see with the pictures. Maybe someone will post them.

The Trinidad Ken/Barbie cracks me up.

[BlueWillowPlate]

Originally Posted by gpraceman

It's more fun to see with the pictures. Maybe someone will post them.

A Denver friend sent me the email last week, and I wanted to share the pix, but wasn't about to clutter up my Photobucket or Picasa with those little ladies.
The Cherry Creek one especially cracked me up; (comes with SUV, Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper.)

[MaddieClaire]

"Boulder Barbie"

This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair,
arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks.
She prefers that you call her Willow. She does not want or need a Ken doll,
but if you purchase two Boulder Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you
get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.


That made me ROLLONTHEFLOORLAUGHINGOUTLOUD!!!!!
TOTALLY AWESOME!!!
P.S. You left out the Tech Center.

[RGG13]

For pics:

Priestess Of Nothing: Colorado Barbies - Special Edition (http://tinyurl.com/2sr9kb - broken link)

(Appologies to the moderators if posting this link was against policy)

[gpraceman]

Originally Posted by RGG13

For pics:

Priestess Of Nothing: Colorado Barbies - Special Edition (http://tinyurl.com/2sr9kb - broken link)

(Appologies to the moderators if posting this link was against policy)

Yep. Much better with the photos.