Why some men have a dog but no wife

[Happy in Wyoming]

Originally Posted by Escort Rider

No. Why would this be personal? I've never even owned a dog in my entire life and I am 68. What I posted was one of those things that circulates via email, forwarded and re-forwarded. I thought it was hilarious - too good to just ignore and worth sharing.

Why don't you visit a humane societ? Meet some dogs. Maybe volunteer to take a dog for a walk. Dogs don't play emotional games; it's not like going to a bar. You just might meet someone to share your life with.

Seriously, I feel bad for you. You've missed out on something wonderful. But it's never too late.

[TigerLily24]

Originally Posted by akck

Here you go:

1.Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
2.Dogs miss you when you're gone.
3.You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.
4.Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.
5.Dogs admit when they're jealous.
6.Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
7.You can train a dog.
8.You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.
9.Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous.
10.Dogs understand what "no" means
11.Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.
12.Dogs think you are a culinary genius.
13.You can force a dog to take a bath.
14.Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
15.Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving.
16.Dogs admit it when they're lost.
17.Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs.
18.Dogs take care of their own needs.
19.Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.
20.Dogs are nice to your relatives.

I like both of them

Another from the lady's point of view:

WOUNDED BIRD: Why Some Women Have Dogs And Not Husbands