Top ten list of 'why the porn industry needs a bailout' (jobs, profit)

[Thatguywho]

Okay, some humor during the depression.. post your favorite reasons.

Top Ten list of 'Why the Porn Industry needs a Bailout'

10 - Ron Jeremy needs 1 billion to keep his extenze business running.

9 - If not bailed out asap, there will be no new 'enhancements' for the ladies.

8 - Playboy and playgirl magazines will have to be merged, Burt Reynolds upset.

your turn....

[J Arp]

7. Physical media sales profits for the past four quarters have remained limp.

[Fnix]

Peter North

/end thread

[oakparkdude]

The economic predictions of deflation will have a particularly severe impact on this industry resulting in a loss of jobs (of all kinds.)

[ndfmnlf]

It's the porn industry, for Chrissakes.....it's gotta have a physical - I mean fiscal - stimulus.

[HeyHolliday!]

90% of all websites on the internet will be shut down

[DDevil]

Sales of large screen TV's and monitors will suffer

[Padgett2]

Unenployment among actors and actresses that can't act but are well endowed, will soar.

[kcatheart]

Would you really want the ex 'fluffers' getting a job serving you food?

[J Arp]

Originally Posted by kcatheart

Would you really want the ex 'fluffers' getting a job serving you food?

They could get a job as FedEx/UPS package handlers. They have that gentle touch that would greatly reduce broken items.